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Man sticks Pet Rattlesnake in mouth

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

An Oregon man drank a few beers with his friend and stuck the head of his pet rattlesnake in his mouth. He, of course, was bitten causing his tongue and throat to swell cutting of his oxygen. He was taken to the hospital where they performed a tracheotomy and had to place him in a medically induced coma for three days.

Submitted on 09/18/2007

Submitted by: R Gill
Reference: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/09/18/burton.snake.bite.kgw

Copyright © 2007 DarwinAwards.com

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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
R, thanks for sending this. We already have the story but at least yours has a bit of a write up associated. I'll vote to send to Darwin so that she has a choice.


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
As Chip said, we already have this but not without a writeup. Thanks for sending this in.


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