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What's that smell?

2007 Reader Submission
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I drive an old Harley Davidson. The fuel shutoff is sticky, so I leave the fuel in the on position when I park it as opposed to shutting off the fuel as is recommended. In July 2007, one evening, my wife and I were sitting on the couch when she said "What's that smell?" I smelled it too. Gas! The only gas sources in the house are the vehicles in the garage. I told her to get the kids and get out the back while I went to check. Sure enough, as I opened the garage door, I could hear fuel pouring onto the floor. The rubber fuel hose had burst and was draining the contents of the fuel tank onto the floor. I suddenly remembered that the water heater was also in the garage. I turned three shades of white and quickly opened all three garage doors and shut off the gas and pilot light. I narrowly avoided blowing up the house and killing myself, wife and children. The motorcycle now has a new fuel shutoff and hose and I shut it off faithfully every time I ride.

Submitted on 09/01/2007

Submitted by: jeff.wiggins@kevcon.us
Reference: Personal Account

Copyright © 2007 DarwinAwards.com

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James said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Damn, Jeff, you had me in suspense! When you mentioned the water heater, I freaked! Nice to still have you with us, and apparently you learned from the experience (you've also used up virtually ALL of your "Get Out of Death...FREE" cards for the year)!! A harrowing yet amusing personal account which I am sure the readers will appreciate! Thanks!


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Jim, thanks for the story. I too was in suspense waiting for the big BOOM!


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