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(DA) Shortcut?
(HM) Rattlesnake in Mouth
(DA) Stab in the Dark
(?) Trouser Cobra kills Cambodian man
(PA) Hedge Mower
Legally Blind Man Killed While Driv
Snakecharmer: Not!
(PA) Billy the Kid
a bridge to far!
(Hmm) Hey everybody, watch this Fly !
Killacycle lives up to it's name?
(PA) Splitting Headache
(PA) Western Massacre
How to free an elevator
(?) 16 Killed in Truck meant for Five
murderer 0 and victim 1
Backside firework prank backfires
Head in the machine
(DA) Weight Lift
Where NOT to sleep
Ignited Arsonist Shoots Self
Attempted energy theft kills father
Student tried to jump over car
Man killed building pipe bomb
Testicles & Fireworks
Jet Ski Won't Turn
Barbequed deputy
A Stolen Trick, A Darwinian Treat
home security
Booby trap gets the Boob,and an arm
How NOT to use an emergency brake
Train and Lawnchair Man
here kitty kitty
Golf Hazard
Deadly Mirror
Man Impaled Trying to Climb Fence
Twice a charm
(HM) Police Arrest Woman Allegedly Weari
Hood Surfing
extreme redneck atv riding.
(HM) Man bitten after putting rattler in
Fisherman Blows Up!
man drowns trying to ,swim to party
suffocated by sand
Out of gas?
Man sticks Pet Rattlesnake in mouth
Deadly Horseplay Claims a Woman
gunpowder redneck explosion.
Drowned Drunk
What's that smell?
Wisconsin man sues when aftershave
Woman hit by 4 cars to save dog
Police Find Man's Body, Guillotine
Personal Account:Stomach 1, Brain 0
Suicide by Guillotine
Motorcycle Stupidity - Personal Acc
Man put rattlesnake in mouth
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Darwin Awards
2007 September Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

(DA) Shortcut? 8.5 (61 votes)

(HM) Rattlesnake in Mouth 8.5 (44 votes)

(DA) Stab in the Dark 8.5 (128 votes)

(?) Trouser Cobra kills Cambodian man 8.5 (39 votes)

(PA) Hedge Mower 8.5 (74 votes)

Legally Blind Man Killed While Driv 8.4 (45 votes)

Snakecharmer: Not! 8.4 (42 votes)

(PA) Billy the Kid 8.4 (77 votes)

a bridge to far! 8.4 (47 votes)

(Hmm) Hey everybody, watch this Fly ! 8.4 (70 votes)

Killacycle lives up to it's name? 8.3 (90 votes)

(PA) Splitting Headache 8.3 (104 votes)

(PA) Western Massacre 8.3 (49 votes)

How to free an elevator 8.3 (73 votes)

(?) 16 Killed in Truck meant for Five 8.3 (34 votes)

murderer 0 and victim 1 8.2 (49 votes)

Backside firework prank backfires 8.2 (33 votes)

Head in the machine 8.2 (23 votes)

(DA) Weight Lift 8.2 (112 votes)

Where NOT to sleep 8.2 (30 votes)

Ignited Arsonist Shoots Self 8.2 (27 votes)

Attempted energy theft kills father 8.1 (27 votes)

Student tried to jump over car 8.1 (36 votes)

Man killed building pipe bomb 8.1 (14 votes)

Testicles & Fireworks 8.0 (43 votes)

Jet Ski Won't Turn 8.0 (52 votes)

Barbequed deputy 7.9 (38 votes)

A Stolen Trick, A Darwinian Treat 7.9 (49 votes)

home security 7.9 (19 votes)

Booby trap gets the Boob,and an arm 7.9 (36 votes)

How NOT to use an emergency brake 7.9 (50 votes)

Train and Lawnchair Man 7.7 (22 votes)

here kitty kitty 7.7 (36 votes)

Golf Hazard 7.6 (13 votes)

Deadly Mirror 7.5 (13 votes)

Man Impaled Trying to Climb Fence 7.5 (20 votes)

Twice a charm 7.4 (25 votes)

(HM) Police Arrest Woman Allegedly Weari 7.2 (41 votes)

Hood Surfing 7.2 (11 votes)

extreme redneck atv riding. 7.1 (9 votes)

(HM) Man bitten after putting rattler in 7.0 (7 votes)

Fisherman Blows Up! 6.7 (40 votes)

man drowns trying to ,swim to party 6.7 (29 votes)

suffocated by sand 6.5 (22 votes)

Out of gas? 5.9 (21 votes)

Man sticks Pet Rattlesnake in mouth 5.8 (8 votes)

Deadly Horseplay Claims a Woman 5.6 (15 votes)

gunpowder redneck explosion. 5.4 (14 votes)

Drowned Drunk 5.4 (14 votes)

What's that smell? 5.4 (26 votes)

Wisconsin man sues when aftershave 5.0 (22 votes)

Woman hit by 4 cars to save dog 4.3 (14 votes)

Police Find Man's Body, Guillotine 4.1 (26 votes)

Personal Account:Stomach 1, Brain 0 3.9 (36 votes)

Suicide by Guillotine 3.6 (24 votes)

Motorcycle Stupidity - Personal Acc 2.1 (18 votes)

Man put rattlesnake in mouth 1.6 (6 votes)

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