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Volt reader mishap

2007 Reader Submission
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This is meant to be an Honorable Mention at best, seeing as how the "hero" in this story didn't kill himself, or lose his reproductive organs.

I'm not sure if it would qualify as a "personal account" as it didn't actaully happen to me, I just witnessed it.

My brother was an apprentice electrician (having not reached journeyman status yet) and was going over his tools one day at home. He had taken apart one of his hand drills, and deiced to keep the motor for future use. He wanted to see how much power actually ran through that particular motor and figured that since he had it out, he might as well test it.

He plugged this uncased motor into an extension cord, and hung it over a smoke detector that sat on a ceiling rafter (very low ceiling in our apartment) so he could be assured that it wouldn't fall into anything or wouldn't be easily detachable if anything happened.

My husband decided he was going to watch and help him figure out the voltage of this motor. So there they are, standing side-by-side, my brother holding the volt-meter prongs by the plastic. He decided to forgo wearing gloves (What's the harm? he said. I know what I'm doing!) and was testing different parts of the motor. I, in the meantime, was reading the Darwin Awards, book 2, on the couch a few feet from them, just waiting for it.

Sure enough, my brother's finger slipped off the plastic and onto the metal prong, and ZZZAAP! It blew the circuit breaker to the apartment, and gave my bro quite a shock. My husband was dancing around like a little boy yelling "That was cool!"

I don't know enough about voltage or amps, things like that. But I do know that a person who is apprenticed to be an electrician should know better than to possibly harm himself by forgoing the wearing of his safety gloves.

Submitted on 08/21/2007

Submitted by: Breanne Tozer
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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Great story, Breanne. Your brother certainly should have known better, and the fact that you were reading one of the DA books at the time makes it almost sound like karma!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Well, Breanne, it's good to know SOMEONE has the brains in your family (yes, I mean you! :-) ). Reading the DA book only adds to the humor. A funny story well worth sharing! Thanks!


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