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OMG, Train meets Texter.

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Zack Smith, age 18, was engrossed in his cell phone messaging at a Cincinnati Railroad crossing on Monday, Aug 20th 2007.

He had stopped, barely, to let one commuter train pass and started walking again.

Never looking up from his rapid-fire Txting, despite the oncoming SECOND train's blaring horn, AND the cop shouting at him to stop, AND the 5 other witnesses who tried to get his attention, he kept txting and walking.

Then he started flying. 50 feet, to be exact. A train hitting you will make you do that though.

said Mayor Richard Ellison, who went to the scene and talked to several witnesses after hearing of the accident. "The kid apparently was just daydreaming."

Ya think?

He is listed in serious condition at University Hospital. Certainly an Honorable mention in my book.

---------------------------------------- other sources: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/21/AR2007082100010.html

http://www.whiotv.com/news/13937071/detail.html

http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070821/NEWS01/708210390/-1/CINCI

Submitted on 08/21/2007

Submitted by: Jeanine Gravitt
Reference: http://www.wlwt.com/news/13930136/detail.html

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James said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
I wasn't aware that people were shouting at this fellow to try and get his attention! More info for Darwin. Thanks, Jeanine!


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Yep, this is the first time I've heard that witnesses tried to stop this dolt. Thanks for sending thing in, Jeanine!


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