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Laying Rubber

2007 Reader Submission
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Hi Darwin,

I'm an engineer and scientist and known for my rock-hard practicality. That said, this is the dumbest thing I did in high school, par none.

I was anything but a wild kid. Hardworking and- back then- rather dour. So, this was completely out of character for me.

One day, some friends and I were driving back from someplace in the desert east of Bend and we got the bright idea to drag race. We had brought CB radios along and our passengers passed the idea back and forth.

I had a '69 pontiac tempest with a 350cc, 265 horsepower engine, and my friends in the other car had a straight-six Nova. No contest. I was in front after a few seconds.

Then we came up to a side road. My passenger suddenly yelled "turn here"!

I didn't even think about it. I immediately started the turn.

There were three problems with this- 1. I was doing between 80 and 85 miles an hour. 2. Both roads were narrow lanes. 3. The turn was roughly 110 degrees- 20 degrees greater than a right angle.

To make a long story short, the car made the turn. I even stayed on the pavement. My passenger was talking on the CB when I made the maneuver and the other car's driver and passenger heard some words coming over the CB that surely must have been a violation of subpart 95 of the FCC regs of the time.

I must have taken a few thousand miles off the tires and brakes with that little maneuver. Not to mentioned scaring the @%## out of the four of us...

Gee, brakes really DO smoke heavily when applied hard when one brakes from 80 to 40...

Bill Hunt Bend, OR

Submitted on 08/20/2007

Submitted by: Bill Hunt
Reference: Personal Account

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Chip said:
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Ben, thanks for your personal account. Having done similar things I am surprised that you didn't mention the change of wardrobe that must have been required by both you and your passenger!


Bruce said:
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At 80 mph and such a tight corner you're lucky you didn't end up rolling the car or worse. Thanks for sharing this with us!


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