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Japanese biker fails to notice mis

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I suppose this is just a near miss but a good laugh anyway....

JAPANESE BIKER FAILS TO NOTICE MISSING LEG updated 2:23 a.m. EDT, Tue August 14, 2007

TOKYO, Japan (Reuters) -- A Japanese biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for 2 km (1.2 miles), leaving a friend to pick up the missing limb.

The 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends in the city of Hamamatsu, west of Tokyo, on Monday, when he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road and bumped into the central barrier, the Mainichi Shimbun said.

He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction, the paper quoted local police as saying.

The man and his leg were taken to hospital, but the limb had been crushed in the collision, the paper said.

Submitted on 08/15/2007

Submitted by: Mike in Indy
Reference: CNN.COM

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
How on earth do you not realize you've severed your leg? Imagine having your friend pull up next to you and handing you your missing limb... Thanks, Mike!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Either he had too much sake at lunch, or he's just a bone'ead! While the human body os equipped to handle sudden trauma of that nature, it is rare that someone doesn't pass out almost immediately! Bizarre enough for an HM!


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