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2007 August Slush
(DA) Marlboro Cigarette Raft and a Flood
(?) Mirabilandia - Katun
(HM) Dancin' In The Street
(DA) Beer for Bears
(?) I've Been Texting on the Railroad
(?) Man dies after being run over by po
(?) Wooden Rails
(Hmm) CSI 1, Provo 0
(?) Covered load
(?) Would You Like Fry With That?
(?) Self-disposal
(DA) Those aren't teddy bears!
(HM) Key to Stupidity
(?) Rookie cop who killed himself ...
Forgetting Something?
The Anaheim Space Program
Porch Swing Pipebomb
(?) Police Academy 8 (
conveying the message
(DA) Expanding Foam & Blowtorch Fatality
Why do you need a steering wheel?
Balls R Us
OMG, Train meets Texter.
(?) Witchdoctor meets his ancestors
Glass-Eating Crook
Cinder block'd
Volt reader mishap
Stoned and Educated???
"Et Tu Brute?"
A quiet place to sleep!!!
no nuts
That's all he wrote ...
Another jump from moving car
Danger High Voltage
Laying Rubber
Anything for aa high
Flip and Miss
Train Surfing
Dwarf in on stage accident.
When it turns out that the guy you
Man struck, killed by train in Melb
"I can do that!"
S.F. rookie cop who shot himself to
Teen falls six stories
Scrap Van Man
Beheaded rattlesnake can still bite
Police pluck flip-flopless teen off
Japanese biker fails to notice mis
The Deer Hunter
Cockroaches brutally attack........
Man On Lawnmower Killed In Collisio
A Valuable Lesson
Camel kills Australian woman
Where's the doorknob?
An Explosive Game of Frisbee
Follow that rod!
Illegal Surgery - Testicle Removal
When Nature Calls...
Bedford High School student died wh
Watch out for that tree?
Cooking his own goose..
Death by band-aid.
peepong tom electrocuted
Game Over, Dude
Inmate thrown from Roof
Woman killed by pet camel in outbac
Another Method of Electrocution!
Brazilian edition
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Darwin Awards
2007 August Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

(DA) Marlboro Cigarette Raft and a Flood 8.6 (72 votes)

(?) Mirabilandia - Katun 8.5 (58 votes)

(HM) Dancin' In The Street 8.4 (20 votes)

(DA) Beer for Bears 8.3 (81 votes)

(?) I've Been Texting on the Railroad 8.3 (54 votes)

(?) Man dies after being run over by po 8.3 (18 votes)

(?) Wooden Rails 8.3 (23 votes)

(Hmm) CSI 1, Provo 0 8.2 (43 votes)

(?) Covered load 8.2 (33 votes)

(?) Would You Like Fry With That? 8.2 (50 votes)

(?) Self-disposal 8.2 (38 votes)

(DA) Those aren't teddy bears! 8.2 (25 votes)

(HM) Key to Stupidity 8.2 (46 votes)

(?) Rookie cop who killed himself ... 8.1 (60 votes)

Forgetting Something? 8.1 (39 votes)

The Anaheim Space Program 8.1 (105 votes)

Porch Swing Pipebomb 8.0 (42 votes)

(?) Police Academy 8 ( 8.0 (23 votes)

conveying the message 8.0 (38 votes)

(DA) Expanding Foam & Blowtorch Fatality 8.0 (33 votes)

Why do you need a steering wheel? 7.9 (17 votes)

Balls R Us 7.9 (35 votes)

OMG, Train meets Texter. 7.9 (16 votes)

(?) Witchdoctor meets his ancestors 7.7 (18 votes)

Glass-Eating Crook 7.7 (12 votes)

Cinder block'd 7.6 (26 votes)

Volt reader mishap 7.4 (17 votes)

Stoned and Educated??? 7.3 (33 votes)

"Et Tu Brute?" 7.2 (14 votes)

A quiet place to sleep!!! 7.2 (13 votes)

no nuts 7.1 (20 votes)

That's all he wrote ... 7.1 (12 votes)

Another jump from moving car 7.0 (9 votes)

Danger High Voltage 7.0 (12 votes)

Laying Rubber 7.0 (8 votes)

Anything for aa high 7.0 (10 votes)

Flip and Miss 6.9 (12 votes)

Train Surfing 6.8 (7 votes)

Dwarf in on stage accident. 6.7 (7 votes)

When it turns out that the guy you 6.6 (3 votes)

Man struck, killed by train in Melb 6.5 (11 votes)

"I can do that!" 6.5 (14 votes)

S.F. rookie cop who shot himself to 6.5 (8 votes)

Teen falls six stories 6.5 (22 votes)

Scrap Van Man 6.5 (10 votes)

Beheaded rattlesnake can still bite 6.4 (17 votes)

Police pluck flip-flopless teen off 6.4 (18 votes)

Japanese biker fails to notice mis 6.3 (16 votes)

The Deer Hunter 6.1 (10 votes)

Cockroaches brutally attack........ 6.0 (11 votes)

Man On Lawnmower Killed In Collisio 6.0 (21 votes)

A Valuable Lesson 6.0 (11 votes)

Camel kills Australian woman 6.0 (11 votes)

Where's the doorknob? 5.8 (9 votes)

An Explosive Game of Frisbee 5.8 (11 votes)

Follow that rod! 5.7 (7 votes)

Illegal Surgery - Testicle Removal 5.7 (10 votes)

When Nature Calls... 5.7 (7 votes)

Bedford High School student died wh 5.7 (11 votes)

Watch out for that tree? 5.6 (10 votes)

Cooking his own goose.. 5.5 (8 votes)

Death by band-aid. 5.4 (9 votes)

peepong tom electrocuted 5.3 (8 votes)

Game Over, Dude 5.2 (15 votes)

Inmate thrown from Roof 5.2 (7 votes)

Woman killed by pet camel in outbac 3.8 (8 votes)

Another Method of Electrocution! 3.6 (8 votes)

Brazilian edition 2.7 (8 votes)

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