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2007 Reader Submission
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http://www.corriere.it/Primo_Piano/Cronache/2007/07_Luglio/21/rimini_ubriaco_muore_dissanguato.shtml

Here the translation of the article appeared on the on-line version of Corriere della Sera, italian newspaper, on yuly 21st, 2007.

Title: drunk crashes window and dies

A tourist from Lombardy (italian region) was messing around four foreign tourist girls. In order to catch them he crashed the glass door of their residence and died in bleeding.

RIMINI : Completely drunk, he crashed the glass window of an hotel/residence in order to follow some girls that he precendently had already importuned. He wouded himself seriously, almost cutting off his own hand, and then died in bleeding. It happened at Rivazzurra di Rimini, at sunrise: the victim is a young tourist from Lombardy: he had no documents and had to be later identified by police officers.

NIGHT STRIP: The girls, two swiss and two dutch, at 5 o'clock in the moring were with a friend in front of their hotel when the young man arrived, visibly altered and with his chest naked, and tried to get into the conversation. He started making heavy and dirtier jokes, then he went on stripping, taking off his pants and slips. At this point thw other peopole got inside the hotel, closing the hotel's doors.

CRASHED WINDOW. The young man, instead of desisting, started to bang the windows with his head and fists, until the glass window broke and crashed over him. The crystall pieces cut away almost completely his hand. Emergency ran after the man, taking the wounded in the nearest hospital (Infermi) where the young man died two hours later.

Original text (italian)

Ubriaco spacca vetrata e muore dissanguato Un turista lombardo aveva importunato 4 ragazze straniere, poi per inseguirle aveva spaccato una porta a vetro del loro residence STRUMENTI VERSIONE STAMPABILE I PIU' LETTI INVIA QUESTO ARTICOLO RIMINI - Completamente ubriaco, ha sfondato la vetrata di un residence per seguire alcune ragazze che già aveva importunato, si è ferito gravemente, quasi amputandosi una mano, ed è poi morto dissanguato. È successo a Rivazzurra di Rimini, verso l'alba, e la vittima è un giovane turista lombardo: non aveva documenti ma è stato identificato a fine mattina dalla polizia. STRIP NOTTURNO - Le ragazze, due svizzere e due olandesi, verso le 5, stavano chiacchierando con un amico davanti al residence quando è arrivato il giovane, visibilmente alterato e a torso nudo, che ha cercato di attaccare discorso. Battute e parole sempre più forti cui ha fatto seguito la continuazione dello strip: prima si è tolto i pantaloni e poi ha accennato ad abbassarsi anche gli slip. A quel punto il gruppetto si è ritirato nell'albergo, chiudendo poi le porte. VETRATA SFONDATA - Il giovane, anzichè andarsene, ha incominciato a prendere a pugni e testate la vetrata che, all'improvviso, si è rotta travolgendolo. Il cristallo gli ha reciso quasi completamente la mano destra. Sono intervenuti il 113 e il personale del 118 che ha portato il ferito nell'ospedale Infermi dove è morto un paio d'ore più tardi. La salma è stata composta nell' obitorio dell'ospedale ed è ora a disposizione della Procura. 21 luglio 2007

Submitted on 07/22/2007

Submitted by: learco
Reference: Corriere della Sera, Italian newspaper, 21/07/2007

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Being drunk and performing an impromptu striptease in the street is no way to impress girls, not to mention slicing yourself up by punching out windows and then bleeding to death! Thanks for sending this in, learco.


Chip said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Learco, we appreciate the submission. It certain seems that this young man was persistent in his passions. I am inclined to a Darwin Award here but the write up needs to be cleaned up a bit and could me much more humorous.


James said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
I concur with Bruce that this is certainly worthy but also concur with Chip that the write-up needs a lot of work!


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