Charles Darwin's Darwin Awards 
HOME
Darwin Awards
At-Risk Survivors
Slush Pile
2007 June Slush
(DA) Looney Water Tank Trio
Tombstoning Tradegy
Crook Holds Up Gun Shop
(DA)Not-So-Safe Sex
Roll Bounce
(PA)She Can Do Anything He Can Do
(DA)Men Play Chicken With a Train
A Dope Caught the Train
Train Driver's Urination Ejection
Another Frog Gigging Adventure
The woman of his dreams
Tree Removal Expert
(DA)Naked couple fall off roof
(?)Drinking and Biking
Burglar crushed by Fan
(DA)Aspiring Astronauts
3rd time was to far
Man Drowns in Storm Sewer
Careless Snake Thief
saussage bang!
(DA)Love You to Death
(DA)Oil Storage Tank jumping
(DA)Two naked people dead after 4-story
(DA)Flash*Boom*Dance!
(?)Spitting Contest
Man drowns after getting stuck in c
Suwannee collision kills two cousin
Sailing Banana
Can you hear me now?
A Penny Saved is a Penny... Melted?
Trainsurfing
Man dies whilst astral travelling
Flaming Hackysack
(DA)Couple Falling off Roof
(DA)Nude Couple Killed in Fall From Roo
Not So Weir-d Story
Playing Submarine
Teen Dies in Bullet Game.
(?)Spit,splat.smash!
16 wheeler closelined
balls in mousetrap
Stuck in Storm Sewer
Old Indian Remedy
Astral Travel
Lookout Above!
(DA)Oil Tank Flying Lessons
Explosive Pranks
Lookout Above!
Not quite a Darwin, maybe next time
Head First for a Phone
Mr.
Man dies in war against germs.
Last Round
Two Feared Drowned
Tree-Cutting Accident
homade bomb
(?)Almost An Award
Older Slush 
 
~ Random Story ~
Email Alert!
NEW! Gift Shop
Rules  Search
Contact Darwin
Submit a Story
Philosophy Forum
Home

  

Darwin Awards
2007 Slush Pile

This item was recently submitted by a reader.
Should I include it in the archive?
Vote to tell me what *you* think!

Head First for a Phone

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

WEDNESDAY, June 6, 2007, 8:14 p.m. By Jesse Garza

Man drowns trying to retrieve cell phone

A 41-year-old Sheboygan, WI man drowned in about a foot of water today after becoming trapped in a sewer while attempting to retrieve his cell phone.

"It was just an everyday event that ended in tragedy," Lt. James Veeser of the Sheboygan Police Department said.

According to Veeser, the incident was reported about 12:35 p.m. near the man's home in the 3200 block of N. 12th St. in Sheboygan.

When police arrived a bystander was attempting to pull the man from a vertical storm drain. The man weighed more than 300 pounds and was trapped head-first.

Witnesses told police that the man was talking on his cell phone and a short time later was seen in the sewer.

"He apparently dropped (the phone) into the sewer," Veeser said. "It then appeared he attempted to get the phone out with a rake."

The man then apparently lifted the sewer grate and became trapped after losing his balance and falling in.

There was approximately a foot of water in the sewer at the time, and when police and firefighters pulled the man out he was not breathing and did not have a pulse.

Rescue personnel attempted to resuscitate the man, who was taken to Aurora Sheboygan Memorial Medical Center and pronounced dead, Veeser said.

The man's phone was found at the bottom of the sewer, he said.

Sheboygan County Coroner David Leffin ruled the death an accidental drowning.

The victim's identity was not released tonight.

Submitted on 06/06/2007

Submitted by: James
Reference: Milwaukee Journal Sentinal 060607

Copyright © 2007 DarwinAwards.com

Great? 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 Awful?
Love it! Hate it!
>> Moderator Scores <<

James said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Some additional info (a speculation of what might have happened) on this breaking story! Thanks, James!


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
The additional information is helpful. Thanks, James!


The Darwin Awards Gift Shop

The Darwin Awards Condom

Keep yourself out of the gene pool!
A condom in a matchbook, useful for emergency contraception, bachelor parties, frat parties, and important rites of passage. LOADED inside and out with funny quotes and stories. Everyone loves this item!
Friends don't let friends reproduce!
$13 for Pack of 4

 

 

Slush Pile
Slush Pile Rejects

HomeRulesFAQsAwardsSlushSite Map
DarwinAward | HonorableMention | PersonalAccount | UrbanLegend