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Man burned in DIY accident

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Gotta be one to watch for a Darwin: The news artical says it all. http://tvnz.co.nz/view/page/423466/1133593

May 21, 2007

Man burned in DIY accident

An Auckland man is suffering from burns and smoke inhalation after a do-it-yourself disaster.

The man was removing tiles in a basement in Mt Eden on Monday morning when he apparently decided to use petrol to dissolve the glue to make it easier to lift them.

When he went on a break and lit a cigarette he was engulfed in flames.

The man was taken to Middlemore Hospital burns unit.

Submitted on 05/22/2007

Submitted by: Dunk
Reference: http://tvnz.co.nz/view/page/423466/1133593

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Shadow said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
he didnt die, but he gave it a good try!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Yet another variation on 1001 ways to use gasoline! The punch line is the inevitable smoke break! The visual is funny enough, so I'll vote to keep it! Thanks, Dunk!


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Great story, Dunk. I wish I could ask this guy if he could smell the petrol fumes when he lit up his cigarette...


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