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Towel Snapper

2007 Reader Submission
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My gym teacher tells us a sad story each year about the unfortunate accident that had left him castrated. Ironically enough, it happened while he was attending gym class. Him and a few other guys were towel snapping some of the less popular students in the boys locker room. My gym teacher decided to choose the weakest looking of the bunch to strike with his wet tailed towel of fury. Retaliation was quick from the little guy and much more effective. Unfortunatly for my gym teacher, the kid had given him a clean towel snap right to the testicals, popping both.

It just goes to show you. Bullying can come back to bite you in the butt, or in his case, a snap to the fellas.

Ben Cassidy

Submitted on 05/15/2007

Submitted by: Ben Cassidy
Reference: March 19 2007

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Graham said:
Neutral: Personal Account
I wonder if this little incident will stop them from bullying in the future? Of course, he probably doesn't have the balls for it any more . . .


James said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Short and sweet, a morality tale reminiscent of Jean Shepherd! What the hell, I'll keep it! I love PA's where the "little guy" strikes back with a vengeance!


Chip said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Sounds more like a personal urban legend to me as it is extremely difficult for me to imagine a towel snap with enough force to castrate someone. I had a health teacher in the 9th grade who told every class the story of a girl in her class who died of a ruptured bladder because she was too shy to ask to go to bathroom. Just ain't happenin' dude! Nevertheless, a personal account it is, and we thank you, Ben


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