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whacking bullets

2007 Reader Submission
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ORIGINAL: LAKE LUZERNE, N.Y. — A teenager who put bullets in a vise and whacked them with a hammer to empty the brass shell casings was wounded in the abdomen by approximately the 100th bullet he hit, according to Warren County deputies.

Damion M. Mosher, 18, had been discharging .223-caliber rounds, placing them in a steel vise, putting a screwdriver on the primer, and striking the screwdriver with the hammer, deputies said.

Deputies were called to his home in Lake Luzerne shortly after 5 p.m. Saturday when one bullet went about a half-inch into his abdomen. He was treated at Glens Falls Hospital and was released. No charges were filed.

Mosher told authorities he was trying to empty the rounds to collect the brass casings for scrap.

Sheriff Larry Cleveland said about 100 other rounds that Mosher hit had "fizzled," but one was somehow sent with more force. It was unclear if the bullet ricocheted or hit him directly.

An employee of Capitol Scrap Co. in Albany said Monday the business pays $1.70 a pound for scrap brass shell casings.

Cleveland said Mosher's shells amounted to just a few pounds.

Lake Luzerne, at the southeastern edge of the Adirondacks, is 45 miles north of Albany.

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Submitted on 05/14/2007

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James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
WHAT A MA-ROON!!! For a few pounds of shells (a box full of spent M-16A2/M4 casings doesn't weigh all that much, and the .223 is only slightly smaller, hence about as deadly), this palooka could have earned a one-way ticket to the hereafter. I imagine after his hospital bills come due, he'll have to hammer a whole arsenal's worth just to break even!


Graham said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Simply INCREDIBLE! This idiot didn't even have the brains to realise he'd get MORE money by selling the cartridges INTACT! Let's hope he doesn't pass on his dangerous genes . . . .


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