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(HM)Recycled Bullets.
(?)Old Guy, Nudist Colony and Car Door
(DA)Fatal Double Crossing
Man dies while trying to have sex .
(PA)Stirring Up the Wasp Nest
(?)Blank Brain Shooting Blanks
Sniffing Smoker
(?)Crispy Critter
(DA)Glowing Georgi
Tagger gets burned
Drunken (Wheelchair) Driving
(PA)Bong Gone Wrong
Wacky tale of a pair who got whacke
Moomins that go bump in the night
Quick Draw
Towel Snapper
Train Kills Would-be Killer
Stormwater Surfer II
Sat nav driver's car hit by train
Smoking is dangerous
Cops Say Culprit Caught in Cemetery
Fiery Instant, 'wild' spirit killed
Man burned in DIY accident
Search For Crash Victims Suspended
Volts bolt kills teen on pylon
Flying WAY Under The Radar
Short sawing shooter shoots himself
a dumb hitchhiker kills herself
Pee on a PS2, Get Electrocuted
Roofs and Drinking Don't Mix
Kiss of the freight train
Bridge Rappelling
Poisonous Alcohol
Man gets leg harvested
WoW player harrasses woman in-game,
(HM)Teen Hurt Whacking Bullets With Ham
Lets build a flame cannon
Three hurt in couch-towing stunt in
Man caught in industrial fan is kil
Illegal fireworks kill party host
Quad bike pub crawl
Too much water can kill
Give me ice cream or give me death!
Carbon monoxide claims life of Emer
The Cause: A Inadequate Tool
Soccer fan beheaded
Ceiling tile temptation
The tragic tale of pilot's sticky t
Another elemental mistake!
Wheelies in a Hardee's Parking Lot
Taxi driver run over by own car
(HM)whacking bullets
Darwin Awards DVD
Death by deo? Stunk to death?
Tag With A Twist
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Darwin Awards
2007 May Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

(HM)Recycled Bullets. 8.2 (116 votes)

(?)Old Guy, Nudist Colony and Car Door 8.2 (86 votes)

(DA)Fatal Double Crossing 8.2 (18 votes)

Man dies while trying to have sex . 8.1 (45 votes)

(PA)Stirring Up the Wasp Nest 8.1 (177 votes)

(?)Blank Brain Shooting Blanks 8.1 (113 votes)

Sniffing Smoker 8.0 (20 votes)

(?)Crispy Critter 8.0 (52 votes)

(DA)Glowing Georgi 8.0 (49 votes)

Tagger gets burned 8.0 (39 votes)

Drunken (Wheelchair) Driving 7.9 (30 votes)

(PA)Bong Gone Wrong 7.9 (45 votes)

Wacky tale of a pair who got whacke 7.9 (67 votes)

Moomins that go bump in the night 7.9 (26 votes)

Quick Draw 7.8 (27 votes)

Towel Snapper 7.8 (33 votes)

Train Kills Would-be Killer 7.8 (25 votes)

Stormwater Surfer II 7.8 (16 votes)

Sat nav driver's car hit by train 7.7 (45 votes)

Smoking is dangerous 7.7 (23 votes)

Cops Say Culprit Caught in Cemetery 7.7 (12 votes)

Fiery Instant, 'wild' spirit killed 7.7 (21 votes)

Man burned in DIY accident 7.6 (8 votes)

Search For Crash Victims Suspended 7.6 (11 votes)

Volts bolt kills teen on pylon 7.6 (13 votes)

Flying WAY Under The Radar 7.6 (61 votes)

Short sawing shooter shoots himself 7.6 (24 votes)

a dumb hitchhiker kills herself 7.6 (18 votes)

Pee on a PS2, Get Electrocuted 7.5 (26 votes)

Roofs and Drinking Don't Mix 7.4 (28 votes)

Kiss of the freight train 7.4 (29 votes)

Bridge Rappelling 7.3 (12 votes)

Poisonous Alcohol 7.2 (20 votes)

Man gets leg harvested 7.2 (15 votes)

WoW player harrasses woman in-game, 7.2 (33 votes)

(HM)Teen Hurt Whacking Bullets With Ham 7.2 (29 votes)

Lets build a flame cannon 7.2 (8 votes)

Three hurt in couch-towing stunt in 7.1 (31 votes)

Man caught in industrial fan is kil 7.1 (17 votes)

Illegal fireworks kill party host 7.0 (10 votes)

Quad bike pub crawl 7.0 (14 votes)

Too much water can kill 7.0 (18 votes)

Give me ice cream or give me death! 6.9 (11 votes)

Carbon monoxide claims life of Emer 6.9 (14 votes)

The Cause: A Inadequate Tool 6.7 (10 votes)

Soccer fan beheaded 6.6 (17 votes)

Ceiling tile temptation 6.4 (9 votes)

The tragic tale of pilot's sticky t 6.1 (18 votes)

Another elemental mistake! 6.1 (18 votes)

Wheelies in a Hardee's Parking Lot 5.7 (17 votes)

Taxi driver run over by own car 4.9 (11 votes)

(HM)whacking bullets 4.4 (11 votes)

Darwin Awards DVD 4.1 (9 votes)

Death by deo? Stunk to death? 3.8 (8 votes)

Tag With A Twist 3.6 (20 votes)

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