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Sucked the life out of himself

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Darwin says, "Thanks for the submission, but I dunno, it's bizarre, it's sex, it's with a vacuum cleaner. But it just doesn't sound exceptional to me. "
dailyrecord.co.uk

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ORGANIST KILLED BY VACUUM A CHURCH organist died in a giant plastic bag attached to a vacuum cleaner after a bizarre sex act went wrong, an inquest heard yesterday.

Ian Kemp, 48, was found in the bag at his home, naked with his hands and feet bound.

The vacuum had sucked all the air from the bag and he suffocated.

Submitted on 04/28/2007

Submitted by: CW
Reference: Daily Record (and others) 28th April 2007

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Wow, CW, the visuals of this boggle the mind! This is much more than your typical autoerotic asphyxiation. Naked, bound, and inside a giant plastic bag attached to a vacuum certainly is a new one as far as I’m concerned. Thanks for sending this in.


James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
GADZOOKS! This certainly raises the bar on autoerotic death! What in blue blazes WAS he up to anyway? Whatever the case, he'll have a bit of explaining to do when he gets to 'dem ol' Pearly Gates! :-) Thanks, CW!


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