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2007 Reader Submission
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I alredy submitted a story but i didnt send a media reference.

Submitted on 04/22/2007

Submitted by: Matt Turner
Reference: ABC News On-line Tuesday November 8 2005 "investigation launched into Pearling boat Death"

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Bruce said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
Thanks for the update, Matt.


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Thanks, Matt


James said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
If there is a reference, Darwin WILL want to see it!


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