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(DA) Hold Your Horses
(PA) Cross Country Balls-up
(DA)Pull up or die
(?)Blood-thirsty man bites Viper
(?)Stamp a bomb and see what happens
(?)Carry with care
(Hmm)All I need is the air that you brea
(HM)Buffalo Stampede
(?)Cutting Edge Robbery
(?)Digging Sand
(?)Sucked the life out of himself
(?)Ball Kabob
(HM)kaboom!
(?)Button Fly Boy
Roller Coasted
(?)Holy -blam!- the garage is on fire!
(DA)Stolen Police Car
(DA)Out of Air
(HM)Shattering Stone : Broken Ego
How NOT to use a flare
Drunk Aerobatics
Meat Cleaver in Robber's Trousers
Lucky
The air in here
Boy hits overpass with head
True Love at Its Worst
Punch Drunk Party Boy!
Slippery Ending
gasoline+weed+teenager=bad day
Drunk Aerobatics Followup
Man Dies Professing His Love
woman dies after rope swing acciden
Gas and Flames Surprise
Man Dies After Flying on Plywood
Natural gas in propane container
Drunk Firefighter Has "The Agua"
Drowning rerun
Propper Job
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Darwin Awards
2007 April Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

(DA) Hold Your Horses 8.4 (98 votes)

(PA) Cross Country Balls-up 8.2 (99 votes)

(DA)Pull up or die 8.1 (114 votes)

(?)Blood-thirsty man bites Viper 8.1 (55 votes)

(?)Stamp a bomb and see what happens 8.0 (98 votes)

(?)Carry with care 7.9 (32 votes)

(Hmm)All I need is the air that you brea 7.9 (63 votes)

(HM)Buffalo Stampede 7.9 (78 votes)

(?)Cutting Edge Robbery 7.8 (79 votes)

(?)Digging Sand 7.8 (45 votes)

(?)Sucked the life out of himself 7.8 (54 votes)

(?)Ball Kabob 7.8 (48 votes)

(HM)kaboom! 7.7 (64 votes)

(?)Button Fly Boy 7.6 (61 votes)

Roller Coasted 7.6 (42 votes)

(?)Holy -blam!- the garage is on fire! 7.6 (37 votes)

(DA)Stolen Police Car 7.6 (105 votes)

(DA)Out of Air 7.6 (51 votes)

(HM)Shattering Stone : Broken Ego 7.4 (54 votes)

How NOT to use a flare 7.2 (22 votes)

Drunk Aerobatics 7.1 (25 votes)

Meat Cleaver in Robber's Trousers 7.0 (26 votes)

Lucky 7.0 (17 votes)

The air in here 6.9 (20 votes)

Boy hits overpass with head 6.9 (14 votes)

True Love at Its Worst 6.8 (37 votes)

Punch Drunk Party Boy! 6.8 (26 votes)

Slippery Ending 6.8 (23 votes)

gasoline+weed+teenager=bad day 6.6 (36 votes)

Drunk Aerobatics Followup 6.4 (7 votes)

Man Dies Professing His Love 6.3 (33 votes)

woman dies after rope swing acciden 6.2 (37 votes)

Gas and Flames Surprise 5.9 (22 votes)

Man Dies After Flying on Plywood 5.9 (21 votes)

Natural gas in propane container 5.8 (19 votes)

Drunk Firefighter Has "The Agua" 5.2 (17 votes)

Drowning rerun 5.0 (17 votes)

Propper Job 1.7 (9 votes)

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