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“No women No …”

2007 Reader Submission
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That’s the link that my story is real: http://fakty.interia.pl/szukaj/news/rmf-targnal-sie-na-swoja-meskosc,882061 http://wiadomosci.wp.pl/kat,1342,wid,8770316,wiadomosc.html?ticaid=136a4 http://wiadomosci.onet.pl/1502016,11,item.html If you need more confirmation pleas writ to this portal and they can confirm or you can call the hospital or police in Zakopane And that is the story: A drunk man in Zakopane cut off his genitals by the hatchet on the party. In the hospital when doctor asked him why hi did this, Hi said I no need my groin because I haven’t got women. But the rescue action token to long, because first they token him to Hospital in Zakopane but the doctors in this hospital can’t do surgery like sew on the groin, and they transport him to Urology Clinic Medic Academy in Białymstoku, but was to late and hi loss his groin but hi wasn’t upset because hi has 3 ‰ of alcohol in his blood.

Whole rescue action cost more than 20 thousand zloty is about 7000 $, and for nothing Hi defiantly deserve for Darwin Awards!! Sorry for my English

Submitted on 03/19/2007

Submitted by: Miroslaw Malinowski
Reference: Polish biggest internet portal Onet.pl and one of most popularly radio station RMF.FM 12.03.07

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James said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
This more or less confirms a previous submission about a vodka-swilling gent who made a "statement" by gelding himself. Thanks for sending in confirmation, maroslaw!


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Thanks for the additional information, Miroslaw!


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