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Date rape drug

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Everyone knows of GHB, the "date rape drug". So did the hero of my story, a young woman who was out with some friends in a nightclub.

Nevertheless, she was found comatose some time after her friends last saw her. She was promptly taken to the hospital where I work. GHB was found in her blood and urine, which was not quite unexpected. But this is not the interesting part of the story.

When that young woman woke up, she told us she saw someone putting something in her drink, but, considering the price she had paid it, she had decided to drink it anyway!

Some stupidity here...

I hope this PA is found worthy of Darwin!

Submitted on 03/06/2007

Submitted by: Celine
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Chip said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Well, hmmmm... Can't be more than a Personal Account since there is no supporting reference and the victim neither died nor was rendered incapable of reproduction. But the stupidity certainly was Darwin grade! Thank you for the story, Celine.


James said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
That last line confirmed it for me, Celine! She SAW someone putting something funny in her drink but drank it anyway. Yes, that counts as DA grade stupidity! I will keep this one. The general public should be aware of such people!


Tracy said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
That's good! If you can get more info, and verification - that would swing it to a HM for me!


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