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(?)Armed Robbery the German Way
(PA)Point Blank
(HM)World's Fastest Cop
(PA)Bucket of Dynamite
(REPEAT)Missed Winner 2006
No longer running (late)
(?)Thief Killed by Catch
(?)Fast Snowmobiles and Radar Guns
(HM)Runaway car burns more than rubber
(?)'Train surfer' electrocuted
(?)Mechanical Genius
Knife Attack Suspect Crushed By Cem
(HM)Tyre fun
(?)Let's jump into the snow!
Student killed in fire stunt
SELF CASTRATION
Great Balls of Fire
(DA) A Prop-er Job
Practical Chemistry
Date rape drug
(HM)Runaway Flaming Car
Use your head!
(PA)Pee Before You Fly!
I'll Show You I'll kill me... oos!
Toasted nuts...
Train-surfer fried by 25kV
“No women No …”
great balls of fire
Idiot bursts into flame
Newfangled Grenade Storage
Spring Breaker Plumets to own Death
How to Safely Love Your Vacuum
Man dies by snowmobile
Blowing your face off
maybe you SHOULD get that looked at
Garden Bomb
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Darwin Awards
2007 March Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

(?)Armed Robbery the German Way 8.5 (75 votes)

(PA)Point Blank 8.1 (47 votes)

(HM)World's Fastest Cop 8.1 (131 votes)

(PA)Bucket of Dynamite 8.0 (55 votes)

(REPEAT)Missed Winner 2006 8.0 (25 votes)

No longer running (late) 7.7 (30 votes)

(?)Thief Killed by Catch 7.6 (39 votes)

(?)Fast Snowmobiles and Radar Guns 7.6 (30 votes)

(HM)Runaway car burns more than rubber 7.6 (29 votes)

(?)'Train surfer' electrocuted 7.6 (30 votes)

(?)Mechanical Genius 7.5 (34 votes)

Knife Attack Suspect Crushed By Cem 7.5 (40 votes)

(HM)Tyre fun 7.5 (27 votes)

(?)Let's jump into the snow! 7.5 (46 votes)

Student killed in fire stunt 7.5 (33 votes)

SELF CASTRATION 7.5 (44 votes)

Great Balls of Fire 7.5 (32 votes)

(DA) A Prop-er Job 7.4 (86 votes)

Practical Chemistry 7.4 (45 votes)

Date rape drug 7.4 (68 votes)

(HM)Runaway Flaming Car 7.3 (43 votes)

Use your head! 7.3 (27 votes)

(PA)Pee Before You Fly! 7.2 (58 votes)

I'll Show You I'll kill me... oos! 7.2 (26 votes)

Toasted nuts... 7.1 (26 votes)

Train-surfer fried by 25kV 7.1 (22 votes)

“No women No …” 6.9 (41 votes)

great balls of fire 6.8 (20 votes)

Idiot bursts into flame 6.8 (26 votes)

Newfangled Grenade Storage 6.8 (23 votes)

Spring Breaker Plumets to own Death 6.5 (31 votes)

How to Safely Love Your Vacuum 6.0 (28 votes)

Man dies by snowmobile 5.8 (28 votes)

Blowing your face off 5.2 (35 votes)

maybe you SHOULD get that looked at 3.8 (10 votes)

Garden Bomb 3.4 (7 votes)

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