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A Fatal Obsession

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Darwin says, "Truly not such a bright idea, but we have had so many people climbing into bear cages, whale tanks, and lions' dens, this particular submission can't be considered novel. Still, thanks for the submission, Coyote Jack, it was certainly a Darwin moment!"
It's been said that there is a very fine line between love and obsession. Late on the night of Feb 11 - 3 days before Valentine's Day - Karen Aerts' love for animals turned into a fatal obsession. She had hidden in Olmense Zoo, 55 mi (88.5 km) northeast of Brussels, after closing, managed to find the keys to the cheetah cage and entered it to get close to her beloved cats.

They, however, were not pleased to see her at that hour of the night and killed her. It is not known whether Karen had brought some catnip as a Valentine's Day present, but perhaps she should have...

Ironically, Bongo, one of the cats who were involved, had been adopted by Karen under a special zoo program and she had even paid for Bongo's food, according to Jan Libot, a spokeman for the zoo. "Karen loved animals. Unfortunately the cheetahs betrayed her trust." Yes, Karen Aerts, 37. of Antwerp loved animals - not wisely, but fatally...

"Cats keep their claws sharp because they know that sometimes a purr may not be enough." (anon)

Submitted on 02/15/2007

Submitted by: Coyete Jack
Reference: http://www.chron.com/disp/stor

Copyright © 2007 DarwinAwards.com

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James said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
A quirkier and more amusing write up on the latest "nice kitty" story, which I think darwin and the readers will appreciate. Thanks, Coyote Jack!


Graham said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
A btter write up than the 8945698456 version we already have on this story. I like this one best so far, but I'm sure there'll be more coming in. We'll see which one Wendy finally chooses.


Chip said:
Maybe Toss: Too Common
This is a repeat of an earlier submission. I did not find the orginal worthy however. People entering wild animal cages because they "love" them are too common these days and I see nothing that raises this one above any of the others. Thanks for the submission though, Jack


Shadow said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
repeat of other submissions!


Jack said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
For personal reasons, I must refer this to Darwin for a determination.


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