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Gun Cleaning

2007 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

http://concordmonitor.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070104/REPOSITORY/701040324

This erstwhile gentleman almost killed himself when, while attempting to clean his gun in traffic, he shot himself in the leg. He got out of the truck, but collapsed before he could get to the nearby fire station for help.

He rightfully belongs in the Honorable Mention category because he did not manage to kill himself.

Submitted on 01/04/2007

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Concord Monitor, 1/4/07

Copyright © 2007 DarwinAwards.com

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Graham said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
While such "accidents" are VERY commonplace, this moron is stupid at several levels. Perhaps he may end up with an HM after all? Thanks for submitting.


James said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Firearms discharge accidents are woefully common, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone dismantling a gun WHILE driving! I'll bite!


Jack said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I've heard about people doing strange things while driving, but cleaning a firearm?!? And of course,"He didn't know it was loaded," according to a witness (named Murphy, naturally!). This is too good of a story to let go...


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