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Homemade bomb explodes

2006 Reader Submission
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Two of Cross Anchor, SC most brillant young men deserve an honorable mention by accidently blowing themselves up with a homemade pipe bomb. It seems that the 20 year old and his 17 year old relative decided that a pipe bomb was the best way to loosen earth on the ATV track on their private property. It seems they wanted to create hills and jumps to ride.

Well, it was really cold that day. So they took some gunpowder and put it in a metal pipe. Unfortunately, they were sitting next to a propane heater at the time. Do I really need to say what happened next? Believe it or not, these two idiots actually survived their stupidity, but not without injuries. Among the injuries were permanent hearing loss,leg injuries, and a lost hand. The Solicitor's Office will decide whether or not to press charges after completing its investigation into the incident.

Said one official "Constructing the pipe bomb in itself is dangerous. Building a bomb next to a propane heater is an added risk."

Source: Spartaburg Herald-Journal newspaper. Spartanburg, SC. Article can be found in December 9, 2006 edition.

Submitted on 12/13/2006

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Spartanburg H-J 12/9/06

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James said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Taken seperately, pipe bomb accidents and propane-related incidents are too common. Taken together, however, they make for an amusing tale of stupidity! Wouldn't just driving the ATV around the property loosen up the dirt?


Graham said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Oh, yes! These two are priceless! I'd love to know what the "Grand Plan" entailed. Probably mind-staggeringly stupid. This one may win an award yet. How does an explosion form a hill, as opposed to a hole I wonder?


Jack said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
I'll go for an HM for this one.


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