GRAND RAPIDS, MI -- Power was restored to 6,500 people on the southeast side of Grand Rapids after a man nailed a sign on a utility pole and pierced the casing that holds a cable for overhead distribution lines.

The pole, located on the northeast corner of Breton and 28th Street SE, affected the entire Breton substation. There is a protective case around the cable, but the nail pierced it, making contact with 7,200 volts.

The impact started some of the pole on fire, knocked out power to 6,500 customers, and sent a current through the man trying to hang the sign. Witnesses stated that there was smoke coming from his head.

A cashier at the Shell gas station at that corner called 911. The manager ran out and used a fire extinguisher to cool the man down.

The victim was taken to a hospital, and it appears he will be fine.

The power company was able to restore power to everyone affected around 9:20 a.m..

The company that owns the utility pole, one of 1.5 million it owns across the state, recommend you not post signs on their poles.

http://woodtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=5683559

Submitted on 11/15/2006

Submitted by: Mitchell Neeley
Reference: WOOD 8 Grd Rapids, MI 11-15-06

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Graham said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Now here is a CLASSIC example of jaw-dropping stupidity. Although the man's genes are still free to replicate, I suggest he be awarded an Honorable Mention. As there was no alcohol or drugs involved, this man exercised extreme stupidity and lack of common sense and lives to tell the tale. But NO - the last thing we want to do is give him another sign! The mental picture of him being “cooled down” with a fire extinguisher is priceless.

Graham said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention

James said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
It's pretty amazing that this fool lived! I really wonder what was on the sign? Maybe it was an advertisment for electrical work! Anyway, he should have done a little research before using a nail! Utility poles aren't trees, you know! A humorous tale which should be shared with the readership!

Jack said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Oh, but I like this one! And I have to wonder if it was an advertisement (as James suggests) or a political sign...

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