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Unnatural urchin act

2006 Reader Submission
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A serbian man named Zoran Nikolic, aged 35, felt the problem of premature ejaculation is seriously hurting his marital experience. He contacted a well-known witch from Belgrade for advice on natural cures.

She recommended copulating with a hedgehog will help him delay spending of the seed. It was so, as the spikes of the animal caused serious penile injuries to Mr. Nikolic. Doctors hope the stabbed male member can be mended to full functionality. The urchin was found uninjured thus the man avoided fines for harming an endangered species.

In hungarian: http://velvet.hu/ciki/cikihirek/?main:2006.09.15.&280073

Submitted on 09/16/2006

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Velvet.hu site, 2006 Sept 15

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James said:
Neutral: Other
The victim sounds like a gullible peasant, and such people have to be given a little extra rope in these situations. This is certainly odd, and the motivation a bit different from the Enumclaw horse story. Given the obvious danger of copulating with ANY animal (especially a hedgehog), I would think the victim would balk or seek a second opinion. I'll leave this one open for further consideration!


Fitzroy said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Hrm. I'm really not sure what to make of this. Even if we do not judge consulting an urban witch for a medical problem to be stupid, actually following through on advice like that seems to be extremely stupid. I can't really think of a good reason to rule it out, so I too will give this one a nod for further consideration.


Sheryl said:
Maybe Toss: Other
Thanks for the story. I'm beginning to think that we have to deal with other countries' customs as well as our own. What the guy did in this case may look stupid to us but was it stupid to the customs of his country?


Jorge said:
Maybe Toss: Other


Graham said:
Neutral: Urban Legend
I wonder. Did she mean copulating WITH a hedgehog, i.e. with one close-by, or actually TO a hedgehog? I suspect even a mayfly would balk at the idea of pressing a male member into a mass of needles. But that's just me. Maybe this is where the word "prick" originated. I wonder if this is true - I see no references so far.


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