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Blind man caught driving!!

2006 Reader Submission
DARWIN DECLINED.

A blind Iraqi who lost both eyes in a bomb blast has been convicted of dangerous driving after being caught at the wheel in the Black Country. Magistrates heard that Omed Aziz pulled on to waste ground after being told that police were tailing his Peugeot 405. His passenger told officers: “He’s blind.”

Mr Peter Love, prosecuting, asked Pc Glyn Austin if he had noticed anything about Aziz when he was asked to remove his dark glasses.

Pc Austin replied: “I did - he didn’t have any eyes, your worships.”

Aziz, of Birmingham Street, Wednesbury, reached speeds of up to 35mph on a half-mile route through Oldbury in April.

The court heard that Aziz, who also suffers from leg tremors and is partially deaf, was arrested shortly after 11pm on St George’s Day after police tailed his car along Oldbury Ringway and into West Bromwich Street.

Pc Austin said: “I attempted to speak to the driver, who appeared to be fumbling around with the controls. At that point, the passenger leaned across and stated ‘He’s blind’.

“We asked him to step out of the vehicle, which he did eventually, and then Pc (Stuart) Edge questioned him as to his eyesight, at which point he then removed his glasses.”

The court heard that Aziz had been taking instructions on how to steer and when to brake from a passenger.

The 31-year-old told officers he had lost his eyes as a result of a bomb explosion in Iraq but said he had had driving experience prior to being blinded in his homeland.

He said he had been testing his abilities behind the wheel and also told officers he suffered from depression.

Aziz had already admitted charges of driving without insurance and an MOT and not in accordance with a licence. Warley Magistrates Court yesterday found him guilty of dangerous driving.

Mr Timothy Gascoyne, defending, said: “The question is not whether his driving was dangerous, but whether being blind makes it dangerous.”

Aziz will be sentenced on Monday.

By Emma Sloper

* A man accused of giving instructions to Aziz has had his case adjourned. Dlear Ahmed failed to appear at Wolverhampton Crown Court because of confusion over his bail status.

The 21-year-old, formerly of Andrew Gardens, Handsworth, Birmingham, is charged with dangerous driving, driving while disqualified and driving without insurance

Wednesday, 6th September 2006 51-53 Queen St, Wolverhampton WV1 1ES, England.

Submitted on 09/05/2006

Submitted by: Serju Patel
Reference: Express And Star 06/09/06

Copyright © 2006 DarwinAwards.com

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Darwin said:
Toss: Imbalanced Mind.
It's obviously popular, with 16 people voing 8.7, but I rule this one thumbs down. The guy was in a bomb blast, lost his sight and some hearing, he's kind of doddering, isn't he? Since he should probably be cared for in a protective home, I have to rule this one -- NO DARWIN.


Sheryl said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Thanks for the story, Serju. While it doesn't quite have the impact of the woman in China who allowed her dog to drive, I think there's enough potential here for the readers to see it.


James said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Thanks for this amusing story, Serju! Mr. Magoo couldn't have done better! I suppose it's one thing to be "legally blind" (your eyes generally work, just not that well); it is quite another to lack eyes altogether! Maybe Mr. Aziz has some superhuman sense we're unaware of, but by my reckoning, he (and anyone he passed) is lucky to have avoided a potentially serious accident!


Fitzroy said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
There is a certain bleakness here that bugs me, but being in a warzone ought not give people carte blanche to be stupid as they like. This has all the fundamentals including spectacular stupidity, so I'll join the chorus of nodding neutrals.


Jorge said:
Maybe Toss: Other


Graham said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
What gets me about this story is whether the man thought he would ever be able to drive on public roads - however good his passenger's instructions. No, I think behind bars is a much safer place for him than behind the wheel. I cannot imagine being blind, but would I drive a car? I think not. It's just simple stupidity and worthy of mention.


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