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2006 August Slush
Lawnmower versus Train
Test passed!
Heavy Metal
A Hammer and a Grenade
Illiterate Carjacker
Firecracker stunt backfires on
A Darwin Award Combo?
The elevator barbecue
Man straps firworks to helmet
Man shoots himself in the head
The car's bonnet is NOT a seat
Nearl Fatal Slushy
Evangelist drowns trying to wa
Why Dog's Can't Drive 65
Drinking and Diving don't mix
Hammer blow
How Not To Recycle RPGs
Tulsa home invasion... NOT!
Seppaku via Timex
Last jump
Coroner told man was injected
Fickle wind killed man wearing
Dangerous Cliff
Don't stick your head out...
Woman Crashes When Teaching D
The Adder & the mobile phone
Getting Around.....
pyroplinker!
man blows up house,survives
stick blender meets idiot
Taking the fork in the road...
Tazed and Confused
Head injury leaves Duncan man
Quickchocolate?
Man shot himself in the knee
Lawnmower man versus train
Vipers Nest
More on the Dog eats owner
Water walking
Pipe bomb kills fisherman
Driving Pekingese
Hot Air Trick
#1 with a Bullet!
unknown man on 25K volt line
A Little Iron in the Diet
piggy disaster
Stunt bike taxi
You missed a spot!
Man Dies At Stonefish BBQ
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Darwin Awards
2006 August Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Lawnmower versus Train 8.5 (29 votes)

Test passed! 8.1 (16 votes)

Heavy Metal 8.1 (22 votes)

A Hammer and a Grenade 8.1 (116 votes)

Illiterate Carjacker 7.9 (137 votes)

Firecracker stunt backfires on 7.8 (95 votes)

A Darwin Award Combo? 7.8 (434 votes)

The elevator barbecue 7.8 (92 votes)

Man straps firworks to helmet 7.7 (208 votes)

Man shoots himself in the head 7.7 (107 votes)

The car's bonnet is NOT a seat 7.6 (86 votes)

Nearl Fatal Slushy 7.6 (18 votes)

Evangelist drowns trying to wa 7.6 (51 votes)

Why Dog's Can't Drive 65 7.5 (88 votes)

Drinking and Diving don't mix 7.5 (45 votes)

Hammer blow 7.4 (111 votes)

How Not To Recycle RPGs 7.3 (54 votes)

Tulsa home invasion... NOT! 7.3 (11 votes)

Seppaku via Timex 7.3 (115 votes)

Last jump 7.3 (34 votes)

Coroner told man was injected 7.2 (14 votes)

Fickle wind killed man wearing 7.2 (68 votes)

Dangerous Cliff 7.2 (54 votes)

Don't stick your head out... 7.1 (47 votes)

Woman Crashes When Teaching D 7.1 (37 votes)

The Adder & the mobile phone 7.0 (126 votes)

Getting Around..... 7.0 (51 votes)

pyroplinker! 7.0 (6 votes)

man blows up house,survives 6.9 (43 votes)

stick blender meets idiot 6.9 (59 votes)

Taking the fork in the road... 6.9 (10 votes)

Tazed and Confused 6.8 (55 votes)

Head injury leaves Duncan man 6.8 (9 votes)

Quickchocolate? 6.7 (59 votes)

Man shot himself in the knee 6.6 (34 votes)

Lawnmower man versus train 6.6 (12 votes)

Vipers Nest 6.5 (36 votes)

More on the Dog eats owner 6.5 (12 votes)

Water walking 6.4 (23 votes)

Pipe bomb kills fisherman 6.4 (47 votes)

Driving Pekingese 6.3 (19 votes)

Hot Air Trick 6.2 (8 votes)

#1 with a Bullet! 6.2 (62 votes)

unknown man on 25K volt line 6.2 (25 votes)

A Little Iron in the Diet 6.2 (50 votes)

piggy disaster 6.1 (56 votes)

Stunt bike taxi 5.1 (36 votes)

You missed a spot! 5.0 (62 votes)

Man Dies At Stonefish BBQ 4.7 (60 votes)

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