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Roadkill Wannabe

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SYDNEY, Australia (19 July 2006) - A driver stranded on a remote stretch of Australian highway Wednesday tried to summon help by playing dead in the middle of the road, a police officer said. A woman who was driving with her two children spotted the man and had to swerve to avoid hitting him, said Doug Backhouse, a detective with the Western Australia state police.

"She drove around the body — which didn't move at all — and got to the nearest phone," Backhouse said.

Local police arrived with an ambulance and found the man alive and well, but with car troubles.

"The best way he thought to get a vehicle to stop was to lay down in the middle of the road and pretend to be dead," Backhouse said, adding that the man didn't think anyone would stop if he were standing up.

Police said they told the man that lying in the road was "a stupid thing to do," but didn't charge him with any offense.

The incident occurred near Esperance, about 450 miles southeast of the state capital, Perth

Sounds like this guy is asking for a Darwin award. Too bad he only qualifies for a Honorable Mention.

Submitted on 07/20/2006

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: AP, July 19, 2006

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James said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Getting killed while lying on the road is usually a result of some sort of stupid dare, an act of misplaced bravado, an expression of angst/suicidal tendencies, or other such reason, but this is the FIRST time I've ever heard of it being used to attract the attention of a passing vehicle! For that reason alone, I'll give it the nod for an HM!


Fitzroy said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I agree all the way about this one. It takes real stupidity to seek attention in that particular way. Of course I am glad the guy was not killed, but had fate been unkind this would have full blown DA potential, I believe.


Jorge said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention


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