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2006 July Slush
Double Darwin
Troops are thick, but this???
Tarp, Shmarp!
fool with chainsaw
Boy Meets Cactus
What Cable?
Robber gets shot in gun store
man cuts off penis on a bet
Let's grab a live wire
Rob a Gun Shop with a Knife?
Man Fired For Drinking Ethanol
What a gasser!
Grilled
Grillin' with Gunpowder
Diving in caves requires train
Auckland gunshop robber
Barbecue in elevator
More Bike Tricks...
Having a Blast
Beer will kill you!
Powered Power Drill
Baby Seal Man
Roadkill Wannabe
Efficient weed annihilation
Sleeping man rolls off cliff
dumbass climbs out on balcony
How not to fix a Jet Ski
Drive-By Firecracker
Highway Paintball
Castration Works
Greece Fire
Big Red Button
Cleaning with fire
Cudahy teen, electrocuted, die
The Human Pantograph
Like Father, Like Son
Missing The Boat
Drunk wins bet, loses penis
British Columbia ferry jumper
Victim of a broken heart
Hanging around
Bringing Down the Mall
Man Burned Lighting Gunpowder
Look before you leap
Human Inferno Wannabe
Cliff plunge
Self-electrocution
Really cleaning the gene pool
Darwin Awards, page 175
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Darwin Awards
2006 July Slush Pile

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Stories Ranked by Vote

Double Darwin 8.8 (15 votes)

Troops are thick, but this??? 8.4 (206 votes)

Tarp, Shmarp! 8.3 (239 votes)

fool with chainsaw 8.1 (64 votes)

Boy Meets Cactus 8.0 (17 votes)

What Cable? 7.9 (116 votes)

Robber gets shot in gun store 7.8 (59 votes)

man cuts off penis on a bet 7.8 (19 votes)

Let's grab a live wire 7.8 (83 votes)

Rob a Gun Shop with a Knife? 7.8 (70 votes)

Man Fired For Drinking Ethanol 7.7 (96 votes)

What a gasser! 7.7 (60 votes)

Grilled 7.6 (73 votes)

Grillin' with Gunpowder 7.4 (47 votes)

Diving in caves requires train 7.4 (62 votes)

Auckland gunshop robber 7.4 (27 votes)

Barbecue in elevator 7.3 (46 votes)

More Bike Tricks... 7.3 (24 votes)

Having a Blast 7.3 (6 votes)

Beer will kill you! 7.3 (54 votes)

Powered Power Drill 7.2 (27 votes)

Baby Seal Man 7.1 (48 votes)

Roadkill Wannabe 7.1 (38 votes)

Efficient weed annihilation 7.1 (30 votes)

Sleeping man rolls off cliff 7.0 (5 votes)

dumbass climbs out on balcony 6.8 (42 votes)

How not to fix a Jet Ski 6.8 (40 votes)

Drive-By Firecracker 6.8 (11 votes)

Highway Paintball 6.7 (58 votes)

Castration Works 6.6 (86 votes)

Greece Fire 6.6 (13 votes)

Big Red Button 6.5 (12 votes)

Cleaning with fire 6.5 (7 votes)

Cudahy teen, electrocuted, die 6.5 (29 votes)

The Human Pantograph 6.4 (10 votes)

Like Father, Like Son 6.2 (35 votes)

Missing The Boat 6.2 (20 votes)

Drunk wins bet, loses penis 6.1 (9 votes)

British Columbia ferry jumper 5.9 (16 votes)

Victim of a broken heart 5.5 (11 votes)

Hanging around 5.0 (20 votes)

Bringing Down the Mall 5.0 (12 votes)

Man Burned Lighting Gunpowder 4.7 (14 votes)

Look before you leap 4.6 (28 votes)

Human Inferno Wannabe 4.5 (10 votes)

Cliff plunge 3.5 (21 votes)

Self-electrocution 3.0 (8 votes)

Really cleaning the gene pool 2.6 (45 votes)

Darwin Awards, page 175 0.3 (8 votes)

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