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The Intrepid Ill Fated Parachu

2006 Reader Submission
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On February 4th 1912, an Austrian tailor named Franz Reichelt was at the Eiffel Tower in Paris in order to test his new overcoat-parachute design. He planned to leap from the top of the 986 foot tower, at that time the tallest man-made structure in the world. The prototype was designed to float its wearer gently to the ground.

At the top of the tower, he stood on a stool at the edge of the balcony, fidgeting with the awkward contraption and looking at the ground far below as he gathered the courage to jump. After many long seconds, he hopped over the rail, and plummeted to the earth like a stone.

The entire grim event was captured as a silent moving-picture for posterity, ending with police officers measuring the dent his impact left in the lawn.

Article on WFMU (includes link to the video)http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0512/eifell_tower.wmv

Submitted on 06/01/2006

Submitted by: Tino Romagnoli
Reference: Damninteresting.com 01/04/06

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James said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Well, WTF! I did a little research on Herr Reichelt, the "Last of the Bird-men". He didn't exactly leap from the TOP of the tower, but rather from one of the platforms about 190 feet up. It was high enough! I'll give the ol' bird a posthumous DA. Many were killed in the pursuit of flight, but HIS contraption is better suited for Wile E. Coyote than the Wild Blue Yonder, and he really should have done his homework...!


Greg said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
Pioneer or idiot? I'd err on the side of idiot...


Jorge said:
Maybe Toss: Other


Fitzroy said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
This appears to be legitimate. Also, even in 1912 they had dummies and string (to activate the device.) Personally participating in a test like this seems to me the stuff of a solid DA, and a historical one at that.


Jack said:
Neutral: Darwin Award


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