At 7:30 am, a young couple was brought in the hospital, naked and wrapped in sheet. The female had burns in her back and suffered from concussion, while the male had a serious injury to his penis. After treating them, we heard the complete story.

After a probably enjoyful night, the male rose, naked, to prepare some breakfast. An omelette. Apparently, he held his coocking in high esteem, because he began tossing it to flip it. The female apparently was quite impressed and decided to make her partner feel a bit appreciated and went down on him. It all went smoothely, until the man lost concentration and spilled some very hot oil on her back. Out of reflex, her jaws immediately tightened around his penis. His reflex was to bash her on the head with the pan, making the wound even deeper...

Unfortunately, the reattachment was successful and this man does not qualify for a full award, but I think an honorary mention might suffice.

Submitted on 04/20/2006

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: 20/04/2005, local newspaper

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Sheryl said:
Neutral: Other
Thanks for taking the time to submit the story. While I did find the whole thing hilarious, I'm unsure who needs the Honourable Mention, as they were both involved. Technically, he did nothing to cause his injury, his girlfriend just showed a bit of ill timed "friendliness".

James said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
This IS quite amusing, but I really don't know where to go with this. I like it too much to toss it but it is really unclear who (if either party) deserves the award! I will pass it on to Darwin for a final decision.

Jorge said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Very amussing! Unverifiable but amusing!

Jack said:
Neutral: Personal Account
I'll go for a Personal Account, since the story is unverifiable.

Greg said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
I have seen this story in an email already. It would be great if we could verify it. In the meantime, Personal Account.

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