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Kite String

2006 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

DARWIN AWARD (19 March 2006, Belize) Benjamin Franklin is said to have flown a kite in a lightning storm, to discover whether lightning is the same as electricity. However, there are certain precautions one must take to avoid electrocution.

Kennon, 26, recently replicated the conditions of Franklin's experiment, sans precautions, while flying a kite for his niece. The string was too short, so he attached a length of thin copper wire...

The copper wire made contact with a high tension line, sending a bolt of "artificial lightning" down the wire.

Kennon's father told the media his son should have known better, as he's an electrician.

Kennon is survived by his parents, six sisters and five brothers.

Submitted on 03/29/2006

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Belize Reporter Mar 26, 2006

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James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
An electrician flying a kite strung with a copper wire near high power lines? Sounds like a case of "three strikes...you're OUT" to me! I'll give this one the nod for certain, though it will require a funnier write-up! Thanks for submitting!


Sheryl said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
I'll go for this one as well. I hate copy/paste newspaper stories on their own - I much prefer a write up in the submitter's own words backed by the newspaper report.


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