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2006 March Slush
Tazer For Sale
How to Catch a Snake
Flying on Empty
Fast porshe ,slow driver
Tractor Trailer Buzz
Gunpowder, Nails, and Iodine
(DA)A Rolling Stone...
Local paddler dies following f
De-evolution fails human
Lawnmower Man
Kite String
Seatbelt Refused On Principle
Man attacked by pet snake
Woman dies in fall ...
hotel balcony jump
Grinding no brainer
Bored Teenagers are Dangerous
Exploding Shed
Slip Sliding Away
Aqua-Eroticum
Green piece?
Botched Cessna Buzzing
DIY Penis Enlargement
Messy Excavation
Elevator Ride,
Mobile Home Fireworks
Fireworks can explode?
Drunk+Fire= butane?
6000 Pound Fido
Look Before you Leap!!!
Places NOT to walk when deaf
Let's go for a swim!
Croc eats wedding ring
Snowplowed
oven was too slow
Miss Deaf Texas Text Messaged
SA Soap Actress bitten by Lion
Backyard Bonfire
Gas in woodstove
text messaging queen and train
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Darwin Awards
2006 March Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Tazer For Sale 8.5 (1334 votes)

How to Catch a Snake 8.0 (229 votes)

Flying on Empty 8.0 (134 votes)

Fast porshe ,slow driver 7.9 (97 votes)

Tractor Trailer Buzz 7.3 (108 votes)

Gunpowder, Nails, and Iodine 7.2 (101 votes)

(DA)A Rolling Stone... 7.0 (2131 votes)

Local paddler dies following f 7.0 (58 votes)

De-evolution fails human 7.0 (86 votes)

Lawnmower Man 6.9 (24 votes)

Kite String 6.9 (3247 votes)

Seatbelt Refused On Principle 6.9 (55 votes)

Man attacked by pet snake 6.8 (17 votes)

Woman dies in fall ... 6.8 (41 votes)

hotel balcony jump 6.8 (20 votes)

Grinding no brainer 6.7 (19 votes)

Bored Teenagers are Dangerous 6.7 (46 votes)

Exploding Shed 6.6 (60 votes)

Slip Sliding Away 6.6 (22 votes)

Aqua-Eroticum 6.6 (56 votes)

Green piece? 6.5 (19 votes)

Botched Cessna Buzzing 6.5 (34 votes)

DIY Penis Enlargement 6.5 (92 votes)

Messy Excavation 6.5 (52 votes)

Elevator Ride, 6.4 (26 votes)

Mobile Home Fireworks 6.4 (65 votes)

Fireworks can explode? 6.3 (29 votes)

Drunk+Fire= butane? 6.2 (15 votes)

6000 Pound Fido 6.2 (20 votes)

Look Before you Leap!!! 5.9 (31 votes)

Places NOT to walk when deaf 5.5 (39 votes)

Let's go for a swim! 5.2 (20 votes)

Croc eats wedding ring 5.0 (15 votes)

Snowplowed 4.7 (28 votes)

oven was too slow 4.6 (19 votes)

Miss Deaf Texas Text Messaged 4.6 (64 votes)

SA Soap Actress bitten by Lion 4.5 (18 votes)

Backyard Bonfire 3.7 (20 votes)

Gas in woodstove 3.6 (20 votes)

text messaging queen and train 3.6 (47 votes)

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