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Pencilitis

2006 Reader Submission
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Pencil in penis backfires

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

Submitted on 02/13/2006

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://www.ananova.com/news/st

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James said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
Maybe it's just not amusing enough, maybe it's the unreliable ananova.com "source", maybe it's both. While I am willing (though barely) to believe this story, it just lacks something. What say my fellow mods?


Jack said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
This sounds too much like a couple of stories that we got back in '04 ("lead in your pencil") for me to be totally comfortable, but I'm willing to vote neutral so that our fellow mods can take a look at it.


Jorge said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Painful!!!


Tracy said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
This would need verification - not convinced it isn't just a humourous story


Greg said:
Maybe Toss: Other
I've seen this too many times now and I'm unconvinced. Broadly speaking we don't accept Ananova as a trustworthy source. Thanks all the same.


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