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honorable mention

2006 Reader Submission
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Virgina Lundy, 41, who was being held at the Ross County jail for driving with out a license and driving under suspension plus... possible fleeing the scene of a home shooting managed to hide a .25 - caliber semi auto in her vaginal cavity. Fully loaded. It was missed during the extensive pat down (you need search warrents for cavity searchs) but was discovered when it accidently fell out of the toilet paper holder in her cell where she tried to hide it (after removal from her body) The bullet put a hole in the ceiling. She also swallowed an unknown amount of Vicoden pills after the pat down while tussling with officers. Needless to say the loaded gun could have gone off inside of her. Thereby I think the warrents at least an honorable mention. Ps. she was also found to be under indictment for a drug offense in Cuyahoga County.

Submitted on 02/02/2006

Submitted by: Rebecca O'Linn
Reference: Columbus Dispatch Feb 2, 2006

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James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
The link takes some looking for, but it's there. I have to agree with you, Rebecca. Carrying a loaded weapon inside one's body cavity goes above and beyond the merely dumb crook we've grown accustomed to. Yes, I imagine it could have gone off while still inside of her. Perhaps if it had, we'd have an even funnier DA story, but this one's certainly out enough for me to merit an HM. Thanks for submitting, and I like the write-up.


Jack said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
I'll go for an HM.


Jorge said:
Maybe Toss: Not Amusing


Tracy said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Aaaggghhh! That's all I feel like saying!


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