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2006 February Slush
Hot Gas equals Blast
Fire Breather
Snomo-biler withOlympic Dreams
I said, "GET OUT OF BED!!"
Drunk and Dead
Winch, yes! Drill, no!
Knife tricks
Blowing Up Super Bowl Balloons
Parasailing for dummies
Parasailing with a tractor
Steril as a nerf ball
Snow Rafting
Pre-Flight Test Fatal on 737
Accident at the kart race
Hallway Race to Death
Great Balls Of Fire
Painting in the cold
Poor Mans Viagra
Coach
Store Owner Kills Repeat Robbe
Man dies from potato gun
Photo to die for
At-Risk Survivor
Rimfire Cartridges
Fire in the Hole
Beer kills; just say no
Piper Hits Pole and Plummets
Hypothermia killed man
Scylla and Charybdis
Behind you!
Not your regular Cheech&Chong
23rd Floor Drunken Hijinx
Frozen Pond And Dirt Bike
Chef Flambe
Pencilitis
Fire in the Hole Part 2
iDEATH
High winds cause bizarre paras
Run over by own tractor
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Darwin Awards
2006 February Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Hot Gas equals Blast 7.9 (383 votes)

Fire Breather 7.7 (328 votes)

Snomo-biler withOlympic Dreams 7.6 (201 votes)

I said, "GET OUT OF BED!!" 7.4 (218 votes)

Drunk and Dead 7.4 (137 votes)

Winch, yes! Drill, no! 7.3 (230 votes)

Knife tricks 7.3 (244 votes)

Blowing Up Super Bowl Balloons 7.3 (237 votes)

Parasailing for dummies 7.2 (76 votes)

Parasailing with a tractor 7.2 (196 votes)

Steril as a nerf ball 7.1 (125 votes)

Snow Rafting 7.0 (122 votes)

Pre-Flight Test Fatal on 737 7.0 (143 votes)

Accident at the kart race 7.0 (47 votes)

Hallway Race to Death 7.0 (70 votes)

Great Balls Of Fire 7.0 (80 votes)

Painting in the cold 6.9 (45 votes)

Poor Mans Viagra 6.9 (106 votes)

Coach 6.8 (56 votes)

Store Owner Kills Repeat Robbe 6.7 (78 votes)

Man dies from potato gun 6.7 (88 votes)

Photo to die for 6.7 (136 votes)

honorable mention 6.7 (80 votes)

Rimfire Cartridges 6.7 (97 votes)

Fire in the Hole 6.6 (43 votes)

Beer kills; just say no 6.6 (59 votes)

Piper Hits Pole and Plummets 6.5 (46 votes)

Hypothermia killed man 6.5 (54 votes)

Scylla and Charybdis 6.5 (39 votes)

Behind you! 6.4 (74 votes)

Not your regular Cheech&Chong 6.1 (51 votes)

23rd Floor Drunken Hijinx 6.1 (15 votes)

Frozen Pond And Dirt Bike 5.7 (44 votes)

Chef Flambe 5.6 (25 votes)

Pencilitis 5.2 (37 votes)

Fire in the Hole Part 2 5.1 (32 votes)

iDEATH 4.9 (131 votes)

High winds cause bizarre paras 4.2 (30 votes)

Run over by own tractor 3.0 (55 votes)

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