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Clean up chemist

2006 Reader Submission
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We hired a man at our shop to clean RVs and the shop. Not being a job to attract the cream of the crop in the smarts and ability catagories we assigned and explained what was expected of him on every job. We have a true arsenal of cleaning supplies and when I went over the saftey brief on using cleaning chemicals he impaitently told me "my momma was a maid and I grew up helping her" and he "knew all about" cleansers.

Irritated I assigned him his first job, cleaning the restroom in the shop. Now if any of you have ever been in a shop bathroom you know it is, well let us say, abused as often as not.

I was in my office when I hear a crash from the direction of the restroom. Getting up to see what my brillant employee had broke I walked back and found him nearly passed out, gagging and puking. Noticing an odor I held my breath and pulled him out the door to fresh air.

It seems my self proclaimed expert had decided the sudsing ammonia alone would not be enough to clean the toilet so he also poured straight bleach on top of it.

I'd like to nominate him for an honorable meantion at this time, although I'm sure he will eventually get to earn his full reward.

Submitted on 01/07/2006

Submitted by: Scott Jenkins
Reference: Personal Account

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James said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
I feel your frustration. What our "rocket scientist" discovered the hard way was how to make chlorine gas...yes, the SAME POISON GAS first used at the Battle of Ypres in 1915. In the end, you saved him from a lingering and very painful death, though as you said he'll probably succeed in bringing such an end on himself in due course. Hopefully, it won't be on your watch! :-) Definite keeper as a PA!


Greg said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
LOL! The fact he waived the safety briefing makes this story. Thanks.


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