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Artist Binds Feet in Desert, L

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SOURCE: REUTERS · ASSOCIATED PRESS · AFP · DRUDGE REPORT

NEWS: BREAKING · WORLD · US · POL · BIZ · ENT · LIFE · SCI · ODD · SPORTS

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Artist Binds Feet in Desert, Loses Key Jan 04 3:09 PM US/Eastern

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BAKER, Calif.

An artist who chained his legs together to draw a picture of the image hopped 12 hours through the desert after realizing he lost the key and couldn't unlock the restraints, authorities said Wednesday.

Trevor Corneliusien, 26, tightly wrapped and locked a long, thick chain around his bare ankles Tuesday while camping in an abandoned mine shaft about five miles north of Baker, San Bernardino County sheriff's Deputy Ryan Ford said.

"It took him over 12 hours because he had to hop through boulders and sand," Ford said. "He did put on his shoes before hopping."

The artist, who is from the area, often sketched images inside mines in the Southwest. He had finished his drawing Tuesday when he realized he didn't have the key.

Corneliusien finally made it to a gas station and called the sheriff's department, which sent paramedics and deputies with bolt cutters. His legs were bruised but he was otherwise in good health, Ford said.

The artist did not have a listed phone number and could not be reached for comment.

And the drawing?

"He brought it down with him," Ford said. "It was a pretty good depiction of how a chain would look wrapped around your legs."

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James said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
This is so bizarre, it's funny! I'm voting neutral because this fellow may have been on something when he decided to make this drawing, but I am voting HM because ALL the stupidity I need to see is THERE...!


Greg said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
I agree. A slightly hotter day and he could've been in real trouble. Hilarious. ;-)


Jack said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
As an occasional artist myself, I must wonder if he did a follow-up drawing of himself hopping across the desert...


Jorge said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention


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