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2006 January Slush
(DA)Sudden Stop
(HM)Money or your life?
(?)Sleepy-Time Highway
(DA)Mauled Mugger
(?)Gristle Grind in Pandora
(?)On the road, Sleeping drunk, o
Greedy fuel station owner
One Man's Rubbish...
buffers and fumes dont mix
Clean up chemist
Just Sleep On It
Petrol in Washing Machines
Mousetrap x 2
Brake Fluid for a Toothache?
I said, "GET OUT OF BED!!"
Fire Extinguishers Don't Work
Door to Door Tattoos Sold
McKinley Roll
Giving the fingers
Artist Binds Feet in Desert, L
Toll avoidance
Heart Ablaze
Dumb Kayaker Defeated By Falls
honourable mention jetskier
(PA) Yes, it will explode!
Janitor burns up plane
Keen fishermen
Careful with that gun, Eugene
Escalator Jumping
Snow camping - the wrong place
Neighborly Revenge Backfired
Christmas Fire
Holy men - the army
hunting or the hunted?
Jet Engines Really Suck
The hammer or the nail?
Graduation Elation
The Keg Raft
Grumpy Old Men 3
Taxi driver hitting the road
Ski instructor's warning backf
Fire, Fire, Fire
Sleeping under Snowblowers
Man trapped jump-starting car
Man OK After Falling 130 Feet
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Darwin Awards
2006 January Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

(DA)Sudden Stop 8.4 (502 votes)

(HM)Money or your life? 8.3 (74 votes)

(?)Sleepy-Time Highway 8.1 (56 votes)

(DA)Mauled Mugger 7.9 (194 votes)

(?)Gristle Grind in Pandora 7.8 (23 votes)

(?)On the road, Sleeping drunk, o 7.8 (107 votes)

Greedy fuel station owner 7.5 (25 votes)

One Man's Rubbish... 7.5 (69 votes)

buffers and fumes dont mix 7.4 (26 votes)

Clean up chemist 7.4 (153 votes)

Just Sleep On It 7.4 (165 votes)

Petrol in Washing Machines 7.4 (92 votes)

Mousetrap x 2 7.3 (81 votes)

Brake Fluid for a Toothache? 7.3 (36 votes)

I said, "GET OUT OF BED!!" 7.3 (93 votes)

Fire Extinguishers Don't Work 7.2 (34 votes)

Door to Door Tattoos Sold 7.0 (58 votes)

McKinley Roll 7.0 (53 votes)

Giving the fingers 7.0 (97 votes)

Artist Binds Feet in Desert, L 6.9 (62 votes)

Toll avoidance 6.8 (40 votes)

Heart Ablaze 6.7 (22 votes)

Dumb Kayaker Defeated By Falls 6.7 (29 votes)

honourable mention jetskier 6.6 (30 votes)

(PA) Yes, it will explode! 6.6 (46 votes)

Janitor burns up plane 6.6 (36 votes)

Keen fishermen 6.6 (26 votes)

Careful with that gun, Eugene 6.4 (30 votes)

Escalator Jumping 6.3 (22 votes)

Snow camping - the wrong place 6.1 (35 votes)

Neighborly Revenge Backfired 6.1 (112 votes)

Christmas Fire 6.1 (31 votes)

Holy men - the army 5.9 (24 votes)

hunting or the hunted? 5.8 (118 votes)

Jet Engines Really Suck 5.7 (97 votes)

The hammer or the nail? 5.7 (25 votes)

Graduation Elation 5.6 (81 votes)

The Keg Raft 5.5 (52 votes)

Grumpy Old Men 3 5.5 (70 votes)

Taxi driver hitting the road 5.2 (43 votes)

Ski instructor's warning backf 5.1 (47 votes)

Fire, Fire, Fire 4.8 (24 votes)

Sleeping under Snowblowers 4.6 (38 votes)

Man trapped jump-starting car 3.9 (44 votes)

Man OK After Falling 130 Feet 2.1 (65 votes)

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