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Keep Your Hands To Yourself

2005 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

In Japan groping is a public nuisance for women all over the country, with 2,000 cases reported in Tokyo alone in the past year. On the plus side, at least one of the individuals responsible will not be re-offending.

The "victim", a particularly lusty middle-aged Japanese man, got more than he bargained for when he decided to grab a handful of buttock on a crowded Osaka commuter train. As the train pulled in to Osaka's JR Tennoji Station, the outraged young student announced she had been assaulted.

Our subject immediately ran for it, however he had committed his crime in front of an off duty police officer who was not going to let him go. The officer gave chase with three other passengers and managed bring him to the ground.

The man was accidentally killed in the struggle thus ensuring, in spite of his amorous intentions, his removal from the gene pool.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4548380.stm

Submitted on 12/21/2005

Submitted by: Greg Harvey
Reference: BBC News Website - 2005-12-21

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James said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
A somewhat better write-up on something we already have...


Jack said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
I missed the earler submission, but I do agree that this is DA worthy. With a more humorous write up, I'd have no problem with giving this a "Definately Keep". Thanks for the submission, Greg!


Greg said:
Neutral: Other
I couldn't possibly comment... ;-)


Tracy said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
More info - and I'm scared of Greg :)


Charles said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
I'll go along wit hthe other moderators here...


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