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2005 December Slush
Broom pleasure???
Would be Wild E. Coyote
Better him than me
Some dreams deserve to die
Score Some Good Shit
Don't Pick The Flowers
Mugger dies in tiger enclosure
Pop goes the Megan!
Hair spray fire death
Bottle Rockets
Un adepte du tuning saute avec
need a jump?
Hunter Nearly killed by train
Explosive mix
Supermanning
Drive? Sail? Why not both?
3rd man killed by train
collecting dud rounds
I can hide here from the cops
Polonaise to death
Out of the frying pan...
snowmobile versus train
Human Frogger
"This will not explode."
Nailed
Boater injured by propeller
Personal Account: Tram Kill
Tech-Soilder finds leak in tan
Two men drown
Thief killed by Tiger
Human Wrecking Ball
At-Risk Survivor candidate
Tarzan Scoutleader
Lock Out Lessons
Lacking Brains and License
Lake Minnetonka Ice Fishing
Killed by fire extinguisher
Keep Your Hands To Yourself
Lose face while making popcorn
God's Surprise
Redneck truck Repair
Rodel Around the Clock
Suicide by Boat Ramp
Row your boat
Cell Phone Swallower
Re: Tasty! et al
Woman Swallows Cell Phone
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Darwin Awards
2005 December Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Broom pleasure??? 8.2 (480 votes)

Would be Wild E. Coyote 8.1 (315 votes)

Better him than me 8.0 (291 votes)

Some dreams deserve to die 8.0 (219 votes)

Score Some Good Shit 7.9 (189 votes)

Don't Pick The Flowers 7.7 (179 votes)

Mugger dies in tiger enclosure 7.7 (114 votes)

Pop goes the Megan! 7.6 (127 votes)

Hair spray fire death 7.5 (110 votes)

Bottle Rockets 7.5 (113 votes)

Un adepte du tuning saute avec 7.4 (104 votes)

need a jump? 7.4 (41 votes)

Hunter Nearly killed by train 7.3 (163 votes)

Explosive mix 7.2 (107 votes)

Supermanning 7.2 (47 votes)

Drive? Sail? Why not both? 7.1 (102 votes)

3rd man killed by train 7.1 (38 votes)

collecting dud rounds 7.1 (33 votes)

I can hide here from the cops 7.1 (36 votes)

Polonaise to death 7.0 (94 votes)

Out of the frying pan... 7.0 (35 votes)

snowmobile versus train 7.0 (29 votes)

Human Frogger 6.9 (34 votes)

"This will not explode." 6.6 (29 votes)

Nailed 6.6 (38 votes)

Boater injured by propeller 6.6 (54 votes)

Personal Account: Tram Kill 6.6 (84 votes)

Tech-Soilder finds leak in tan 6.4 (121 votes)

Two men drown 6.3 (34 votes)

Thief killed by Tiger 6.3 (16 votes)

Human Wrecking Ball 6.2 (27 votes)

Honorable mention candidate 6.1 (24 votes)

Tarzan Scoutleader 6.1 (45 votes)

Lock Out Lessons 6.0 (21 votes)

Lacking Brains and License 5.9 (32 votes)

Lake Minnetonka Ice Fishing 5.8 (18 votes)

Killed by fire extinguisher 5.8 (24 votes)

Keep Your Hands To Yourself 5.7 (29 votes)

Lose face while making popcorn 5.6 (20 votes)

God's Surprise 5.5 (33 votes)

Redneck truck Repair 5.4 (24 votes)

Rodel Around the Clock 5.1 (20 votes)

Suicide by Boat Ramp 4.8 (37 votes)

Row your boat 4.2 (25 votes)

Cell Phone Swallower 4.1 (29 votes)

Re: Tasty! et al 3.6 (18 votes)

Woman Swallows Cell Phone 3.1 (23 votes)

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