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Keeping busy on the motorway

2005 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

This happened is a personal account of something I saw last year.

I was with my family driving home to on the M1, one of the busiest motorway sections in the UK. we spotted a car moving quite erratically and When it overtook us at about 90mph, we saw that it was a slightly greying man in a very expensive car. We watched him swerving around in his lane a bit.

After a while he slowed down and began to drive a bit more sensibly. Imagine our surprise when we passed a few minutes later and a beautiful blonde had magically appeared next to him in the front seat. The only explanation we had was that she was trying to alleviate the boredom of a long journey.

Her parents must have forgotten to explain to her the dangers of distracting the driver.

Submitted on 11/25/2005

Submitted by: James
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James said:
Neutral: Personal Account
A very amusing (if brief) tale, James! Needless to say, nothing really award-worthy happened this time, but this gent may yet get himself (and his floozie) offed yet! Just the same, I'll nominally vote to keep as a PA...

Greg said:
Neutral: Personal Account
I've heard similar stories before ... there was one story a while back (can't remember where I read it) about police attending an accident, both passengers deceased, and post mortem found the man's penis IN the woman's mouth! Distraction probably being the most plausible cause of the accident! Still, like the write-up.

Jack said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Humm... We haven't had a sex in the driver's seat submission in a while, and I do like your write-up. I vote to keep it as a PA.

Tracy said:
Neutral: Personal Account
Nice story - reminds me of a friend's story, who was experiencing the same "favour" from his girlfriend! He looked up to see a bus passing, and the passengers quietly gazing down at him, able to see exactly what was going on!

Jorge said:
Maybe Toss: Other

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