A naked Bonita Springs man (SW Floridahh) was penal probed by a Taser when he attempted to run from Lee County sheriff’s deputies.

Jeremy J. Miljour, age 26 had broken a window at a nearby complex and began walking down the street naked (mistake #1) and proceeded to ask several females to touch his member (just plain nasty).

Police arrived (this is where it gets good) and tried to apprehend naked man. (Again ewwww) Miljour flees (mistake #2) and Deputy Hollywood (I wish I was making this up) asked him to stop, but he did not. Deputy Hollywood them proceeds to (if this was a movie add cheesy slow mo effect) pulled out (he he) the Taser, aims at the naked suspect and fires. Unfortunately for this Darwin winner and fortunately for the rest of the breeding world, one of the prongs hit Miljour’s genitals and got stuck. This is why he is a Darwin Weiner. Miljour did not stop acting the fool. Deputy Hollywood sent one shock to Miljour which only made him more aggressive. It took a second 50,000 volt shock to subdue the suspect. Really twice in the huevos before you calm down.

And now a direct quote from the girlfriend, Holly Taylor “That was not very nice to Taser him there. I do not think it was appropriate.” Yeah but it is OK for your boyfriend to walk around naked in public, break things and ask women to touch his ding-a-ling you ding bat.

Deputies had to take the suspect to Lee Memorial Health Park Medical center to remove the prong. Miljour was charged with indecent exposure, resisting and officer and criminal damage. Maybe for all his trouble he gets to keep the Taser prong as a souvenir.

Now that’s what I call some fried huevos.

Thank you of great and powerful moderators and Darwin readers.

Submitted on 11/22/2005

Submitted by: Carmen
Reference: Bonita Daily News, 11/22/05

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James said:
Neutral: Other
Nice first submission! I appreciate the time you took to write this up! The problem is I don't quite know how to categorize this. None of the news sources mention whether or not Mr. Miljour will be able to reproduce after this incident. BTW In my research, I found out that in April of 2005, Mr. Miljour was hit in the head with a baseball bat, so that may have had something to do with his actions...whatever the case, I'd like to keep this pending further info on miljour's reproductive capability.

Greg said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
If it stays, it's an HM for me, pending further evidence. Thanks for the submission.

Jack said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
I'll go with Greg on a HM for now.

Tracy said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I'll go with the HM too - although we can only hope that his reproductive ability has been destroyed!

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