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Man Hit in Head by Train for Second Time

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Published: November 21, 2005 Filed at 11:27 p.m. ET

POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. (AP) -- A man who was struck in the head by a train this weekend was also hit in the head by a New York City subway car three years ago, officials said Monday.

Parker T. Hall Houghtaling, of Stanfordville, 23, was hit in the head Nov. 18 by a Metro-North train as it pulled into the Poughkeepsie station. He was listed in stable condition Monday.

In 2002, Houghtaling was waiting at a subway station in Manhattan when he stuck his head out and was hit by a subway car. He was hospitalized with a shoulder injury, nose fractures and bruises, according to the Metropolitan Transit Authority.

It was unclear Monday what led to either incident.

MTA police are continuing an investigation, Metro-North spokeswoman Marjorie Anders said.

Submitted on 11/22/2005

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: The New York Times 11/22/05

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James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
As I live in NYC, I feel I can justify my vote. You have to try REALLY HARD to get yourself hit by a subway car, and even harder to get hit by a MNCRR train. He was hit by BOTH! Unless you are Mr. Magoo, you can usually see these trains coming from a ways off, and the noise they make as well as the vibration, is unmistakably loud. All but the stupidest will step back. If this guy wants to get THAT close to a subway/commuter train, I recommend he visit the NYC Transit Museum in Brooklyn! :-)

Greg said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I agree. Sticking his head in front of passing trains. Twice! Classic.

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