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2005 September Slush
smokin' bandit
Rocky the Frying Squirrel
Spear Fishing II
Flying Blind (It Would Seem)
Hydro extracted
Tree Catapult
Star Trek Cannon
Crime pays...not!
Old mine still has OOMPH!
Pricked in the prick
Those Who Dare to Rob the Mob
Fishy Fueling Fiasco
Oh Bouy, Here We Go Again!
Going downhill
Save the Hedgehogs
Marine Mechanic Mishap
Don
Signs of war...
Dog Shoots Man - More URLs
Skateboard Luge
Lawnmower Love
Home Made BUllets
Chemical Warfare For Beginners
Man dies, 100,000 lose power
Neighbors Delight Rabid Idocy
Least Competent Criminal
Re: Dog Shoots Hunter
Penis Knot
Mirror, mirror, on the wall
Doctor's Orders Smorders
shake rattle and boom
Chopper vs Pipeline
Mountain Biking Mishap
Flamethrowing Fire Extinguishe
What was she thinking?
Nordic Lightning
Ski Jumper... Not.
Tooth fish captain dies in alc
an does "Spidey" Leap, Falls
Re: Flying Blind
Dog shoots hunter
Woman run over, killed on I-15
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Darwin Awards
2005 September Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

smokin' bandit 8.1 (192 votes)

Rocky the Frying Squirrel 8.0 (198 votes)

Spear Fishing II 7.9 (240 votes)

Flying Blind (It Would Seem) 7.8 (76 votes)

Hydro extracted 7.8 (87 votes)

Tree Catapult 7.7 (88 votes)

Star Trek Cannon 7.6 (187 votes)

Crime pays...not! 7.6 (37 votes)

Old mine still has OOMPH! 7.6 (45 votes)

Pricked in the prick 7.6 (56 votes)

Those Who Dare to Rob the Mob 7.6 (62 votes)

Fishy Fueling Fiasco 7.4 (44 votes)

Oh Bouy, Here We Go Again! 7.4 (55 votes)

Going downhill 7.4 (60 votes)

Save the Hedgehogs 7.3 (52 votes)

Marine Mechanic Mishap 7.3 (52 votes)

Don 7.3 (57 votes)

Signs of war... 7.3 (49 votes)

Dog Shoots Man - More URLs 7.2 (25 votes)

Skateboard Luge 7.1 (62 votes)

Lawnmower Love 7.1 (37 votes)

Home Made BUllets 6.9 (47 votes)

Chemical Warfare For Beginners 6.4 (44 votes)

Man dies, 100,000 lose power 6.3 (30 votes)

Neighbors Delight Rabid Idocy 6.2 (47 votes)

Least Competent Criminal 6.1 (30 votes)

Re: Dog Shoots Hunter 6.1 (7 votes)

Penis Knot 6.0 (51 votes)

Mirror, mirror, on the wall 6.0 (45 votes)

Doctor's Orders Smorders 6.0 (33 votes)

shake rattle and boom 5.7 (31 votes)

Chopper vs Pipeline 5.6 (27 votes)

Mountain Biking Mishap 5.4 (25 votes)

Flamethrowing Fire Extinguishe 5.2 (38 votes)

What was she thinking? 5.2 (24 votes)

Nordic Lightning 5.0 (26 votes)

Ski Jumper... Not. 4.8 (38 votes)

Tooth fish captain dies in alc 4.7 (44 votes)

an does "Spidey" Leap, Falls 4.0 (26 votes)

Re: Flying Blind 3.7 (8 votes)

Dog shoots hunter 3.6 (16 votes)

Woman run over, killed on I-15 3.4 (40 votes)

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