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This item was recently submitted by a reader.
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Re: Rooster Blood

2005 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

I was looking at the updated list of rejects, and saw you had rejected "Drinking Raw Duck Blood", as lacking excelence. However, you have a simaler submision which made it into the slush pile ("Rooster Blood"), which would fall foul of the same guidlines. Please remove it from consideration.

Have a nice day

Iain

Submitted on 08/25/2005

Submitted by: Iain Macdonald
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Jack said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
Thanks for your continued interest in the site, Iain. I've forwarded this to Wendy.

Kelly said:
Neutral: Other
I appreciate your input Ian, however duck blood is a common diatery item in a number of oriental countries, rooster blood is not and the story concerned people having a meal during which duck blood was consumed, then getting aids. The point of the submission being that they should have known they'd get aids, and in fact they could not have nor were they doing something unusual for their culture.

Tracy said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
Thanks for your help

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