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Caution, Speed "hump" ahead

2005 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Naked Driver Dies In Strange City Crash

PITTSBURGH -- A man killed in an unusual accident in Pittsburgh's Brighton Heights neighborhood has not been identified yet.

Police said the man ran a stop sign and crashed into a pole in the 3700 block of California Avenue at about 9:20 p.m. Thursday.

The driver was not going very fast, but he was found naked and in a compromising position with a female passenger, police said.

The woman survived the crash, only to be arrested. Police said she will face drug charges.

I would assume they were having some fun in the front seat???

Submitted on 08/05/2005

Submitted by: Jim Baur
Reference: thepittsburghchannel.com 8/5/0

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Kelly said:
Definitely Toss: Other
Please resubmit with a link to a verifiable, credible source for the story, as well as a more detailed write up.


Jack said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
We haven't had a story involving sex in a moving vehicle in quite a while, so I vote to keep it (although the write up could have been better).


Tracy said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
We need verification, but this has DA potential


Charles said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
I agree with the other mods -- this one needs a bit more verification but is worthy of consideration.


James said:
Neutral: Darwin Award
I have seen the verification (Pittsburg TV News) and a photo (http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/4814343/detail.html). It took me a while to decide on this one, but given a better write-up, I agree that there is definitely potential for Darwin grade stupidity here. Certainly not something you see every day!


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