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NO EVIDENCE OF RIPPING
Darmer's Determination
Hot Sauce+Bragging= Suffering
Darwin: Take Two!
Scratching head with pistol
"I dare you to touch that"
Dustbuster Rescue Deja Vu
Trailor Trash
Boil your own linseed oil?
Wrong Way To Hitch A Ride
Evacuate with 'Bomb'?
Shocking Sex
Slick Engineer Cools Down
Idiot having a dental check
Killer Bees or Killer Supidity
Man Dies Riding Under Truck
Hit the Slopes...Hard
Snack for the Gators
re:NO EVIDENCE OF RIPPING
Jack-knifed trailer kills man
Caution, Speed "hump" ahead
Ready, set, go, OUCH!
Let's Go Feed The Crocs
Computergames+50 hours=dead
Engine sucks captain's hair in
Re: Rooster Blood
Re: EATEN BY HIS PET SPIDERS
31-year-old dies after attempt
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Darwin Awards
2005 August Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

NO EVIDENCE OF RIPPING 8.1 (137 votes)

Darmer's Determination 8.0 (354 votes)

Hot Sauce+Bragging= Suffering 8.0 (332 votes)

Darwin: Take Two! 7.9 (109 votes)

Scratching head with pistol 7.8 (84 votes)

"I dare you to touch that" 7.8 (148 votes)

Dustbuster Rescue Deja Vu 7.8 (141 votes)

Trailor Trash 7.8 (152 votes)

Boil your own linseed oil? 7.7 (103 votes)

Wrong Way To Hitch A Ride 7.6 (74 votes)

Evacuate with 'Bomb'? 7.1 (60 votes)

Shocking Sex 7.1 (125 votes)

Slick Engineer Cools Down 6.7 (66 votes)

Idiot having a dental check 6.4 (31 votes)

Killer Bees or Killer Supidity 6.4 (30 votes)

Man Dies Riding Under Truck 6.2 (17 votes)

Hit the Slopes...Hard 6.0 (59 votes)

Snack for the Gators 5.9 (17 votes)

re:NO EVIDENCE OF RIPPING 5.7 (14 votes)

Jack-knifed trailer kills man 5.6 (24 votes)

Caution, Speed "hump" ahead 5.3 (28 votes)

Ready, set, go, OUCH! 5.2 (23 votes)

Let's Go Feed The Crocs 5.0 (29 votes)

Computergames+50 hours=dead 4.9 (24 votes)

Engine sucks captain's hair in 4.8 (15 votes)

Re: Rooster Blood 4.5 (11 votes)

Re: EATEN BY HIS PET SPIDERS 3.4 (14 votes)

31-year-old dies after attempt 3.3 (47 votes)

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