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Darwinian Motto

2005 Reader Submission
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I have a problem with this site; the "Contact Darwin" section requires an email address for all but submissions, which I cannot give out.

While Im here, since I can't use normal channels, I would like to submit a Darwinian Motto:

"And on the seventh day God got bored, and created stupidity."

Controversial, perhaps, but so was the Darwin fish.

Submitted on 07/23/2005

Submitted by: Iain Macdonald
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