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Golfing Moron

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http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/4722660/detail.html

A golfer became trapped beneath his golf cart in a creek at a Macomb Township golf course Thursday morning.

The man went into a creek at Sycamore Hills Golf Club on North Avenue in his golf cart to retrieve his ball. The vehicle flipped over on him and became stuck in the mud, the Macomb County Sheriff's Department said. The man's daughter was with him at the time, and held his head above water until help arrived, according to the sheriff's department.

A tow truck was expected to be brought to the creek to pull the cart off the man.

The victim's condition was not available.

Stay with Local 4 News at noon and ClickOnDetroit.com for more information as it becomes available.

Submitted on 07/14/2005

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: WDIV-TV Detroit, July 14, 2005

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Kelly said:
Maybe Toss: Other
The story lists him as 89 years and states he did drive the golf cart into the stream. He probably thought that the cart would be fine and drove in because it would much more difficult for him at his age to wade into the water to get the ball.


Tracy said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
This could be stupid enough - there is no reason to drive into a creek. Golf Carts are not 4x4s!


Jack said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
I'm going to go with Tracy on this. Besides, while I'm not a golfer, I understand that golf balls are relatively inexpensive. And he could have asked his daughter to retrieve the ball.


Charles said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Being 89 years old is no excuse for driving a golf cart into the creek. That's just plain stupid.


James said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
As far as I can ascertain, electric golf carts are not designed to go into any sort of deeper water under ANY circumstances! Maybe Mr. Magoo could have pulled something like this off in the cartoons, but it just sounds plain stupid to me!


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